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This just crossed my desk from local police logs, apparently after a long standing feud members of the Federalist Party have been arrested in connection with a contract for hire assassination attempt on Ronald Gipper Regan and his wife Suzana Cica, as they left the court house, following arraignment after their meth lab was broken up.

Shots where fired at the couple and Ronald was even stab by Virtual-Vendetta, who was heard screaming something about Fingerguns driving him totally insane. The Regan where transported to the local medical center and treated for their injuries before being returned to the lock-up.

Many protesters were present at the arraignment, asking that the Regans be committed. One of them was indeed Fingerguns, we made several attempts to interview Fingerguns but the answer to every question asked was "Pew. Pew. Pew" as the fingers pulled the trggers.

Currently, The Regans, Virtual-Vendetta, and Fingerguns are all being held at Goupa's Castle Federal Lodge, we have learned that security will be increased until more details are available about possible accomplices.

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