Available in Pharmacies Everywhere...

Day 1,184, 21:40 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus

This article of Good-Bye Blue Monday will be split into two parts:

Main Piece: Writer-ex; Available in Pharmacies Everywhere
Short: Proteus Bumps for the Month


Starting with our main piece,
Writer-Ex; Available in Pharmacies Everywhere
And we mean everywhere


With a slightly updated and slightly sexy new way to write articles, one may wonder; what else is being done to help make writing fun? Well, we at Proteus Labs have it! Writer-ex, the premier writers block pill.


You never know

That's right! have no idea what to write? Take one, follow with some water and there you have it, you have an idea for an article...Don't just take my word for it, what does it look like you're reading now?

So, let me try out some slogans for you;


Writer-ex: It's highly addictive

Writer-ex: It's just sugar but keep that between you and me kid

Well, they'll get better



Or stop reading 90% of articles in erepublik




on to section two;
Upcoming Proteus Bumps
I'm not going to write an article of who I endorse because frankly, it's boring to read, but if you're running for congress and for some wacky reason want my endorsement bar, Message me, and there is a good chance that I will allow you to grace your article with it's beauty, or I'll just spam your article:

This Candidate is Worthy of the Proteus Bump!


This promises to be an interesting month for congress elections, let's see how it unfolds :3


~fin