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Citizens!

Over the past two weeks a rogue liberation was staged on the eUK’s political system - it was an inevitability, as determination exponentially increases you can hardly blame some rich fella for jumping in to acquire one of eRep’s most coveted medals. In a way it helps us too - we can reset our determination as a means of securing our own dictatorship over the following months. We are now in the process of reinstalling our Dictatorship.

TIME TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED.

Are you a SpamiCAN or a SpamiCAN'T?

It is an undeniable truth that the political system our Constitution upholds is more democratic than any other system the eUK has experienced in eRepublik ever since the Congress election mechanics were altered years ago. I have sought only to uphold that constitution, Congress has no Grievance with me; The President has no grievance with me; the People have no grievance with me or the constitution. If you have a grievance contact your HR director.

Fight for Dictator Woldy and restore glorious democracy to eUK. Embrace the Spam, smell the spam, taste the spam. Say no to France.

For years now the Spamican party has formed the bedrock of eUK's political social economic cultural socio-economic socio-cultural and economi-socio-cultural-punk rock scene.

SPAMICAN PARTY
SPAMICAN PARTY
SPAMICAN PARTY

Still not convinced? Spamicans have manned all key positions of the eUK, won all our major military campaigns and single handedly replaced stolen treasuries. Don't believe me? Well shut up.

Sick of parties that don't seem to stand anything? Then you have nothing to lose! Join today! The eUK's FIRST non reactionary reactionary party, established circa 2009 as a crass acknowledgment of the static nature of party politics, a statement more prudent today than ever... but now we have a Dictator!

ALL SEEING SPAMICAN PARTY
ALL KNOWING SPAMICAN PARTY
ALL POWERFUL SPAMICAN PARTY

I decree that joining is mandatory.

Do it for Horice.

NEVAH FORGET.

ALL POWER TO THE SPAMICANS.


P.S. A Short disclaimer: Congress and the Constitution etc want you to fight for Dictator Woldy too. Make glorious summer with this son of York etc.

Thanks for reading,
Mr Woldy.

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Since being appointed King of the eUK I've ran a few charity schemes to encourage newer players to get involved. Feel free to message me for some free stuff if you are level 1-25 and meet any of the following criteria:



Woldy's Urban Achievers - Food and guns rewarded for: Publishing an article; being elected into any position; being awarded any medal; posting on forums.


Royal Writers: 150 GBP for publishing an article and an extra 300 GBP for any article you write that reaches the top 5.


And now - Woldy's Warriors: Start up kit of Guns and food for anyone who feels like they don't pack a big enough punch.
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