An Update for the People

Day 2,400, 18:24 • Published in Pakistan Japan • by Hanzio

The last 24 hours Asteria and Leto have lead a Resistance in our North West Frontier Province. We didn't start this War even though we have inadvertently reclaimed Mount Ketu for further Virginization. A Resistance War was started minutes after the successful Liberation of NWFP. Go there and get some Food Fighting damage. The President of China, Atracurium, informed me that any successful Resistance War will be met with a Natural Enemy Law.

So I decided to Pertamaxxx that.
In the same Rinse/Repeat cycle China has given us in more than two years... We expect to be wiped from the map during the coming conflict and again relegated back to a Balochistani Capital Region. Save your Energy Bars, Damage Boosters, or whatever for the upcoming Bonus damage engagements.


The Wigs scramble for more Money

Most other Alliances and MU's are too busy Region Swapping and Circle jerking to help us with Mutual Protection Pacts so I didn't bother with outreach much. Serbia, our long time Ally and BFF has with most of Asteria made an Alliance with the Snow lovers of Sweeden. So I haven't renewed or sought any talks with them either, because Pigs will be Pigs.


Secured Markets are a plus

As you well know a former Turk-Cypriot agitator attempted to Impeach me on reasons that I was consorting with my Chinese handlers and taking a Bribe to affirm Chinese Military and Economic control over Pakistan's territories. I survived and I'm here to say I would love to be bribed by China. If it were so I would throw more money right into the Pakistani war-machine and reconquer the Indus Region and Kashmir.

As a reward to a merry troll attempt I have promoted Maminin Yolu to panpa and hereby give him the title as Minister of Foreign Affairs. We hope to be busy tomorrow with diplomacy actions. He has a wonderful plan to reinvigorate our policy and get something done. Since no one volunteered in the first place this is a win/win situation and makes me less of a Direct Dictator (which I kinda am anyway).


Recent War fighting maybe a Tax Change has Increased Revenue

Another update is that we haven't completed the Ball Kicker Mission 😁;

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Please observe that we have reached sufficient Airstrike levels in our Treasury recently and three members of Congress have donated gold to it! So a little progress we hope to get more going soon, donate at your leisure by going to the Economy Tab.

Sincerely,

Ariovistus
Country President

PS: Emerickan Legionaries? vote/sub! More to come