A Plywood Cabinet: How the Irish Army will step up for your rights

Day 3,447, 07:00 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

Recently or at the start of our government Rusty D the official and seems about only spokesman for our ghost of a cabinet.

Apparently, some Machiavelli was appointed CP although I can not verify or deny this fact. Although the politics page do show we have a CP I have never seen any article written by him in his official capacity.

At the start of Rusty'd term as CP he did clarify that he drew up a deal about what we called Training Wars with MKD.

Now we all know most of our production lay in Mayo. So as I can remember 2 regions were excluded from the deal Mayo and Cork.

So fyrom could make war in our non production regions leaving factory owners to peacefully continue their production. No wars would intrude on production. indeed i must agree that this was a wise decision. And good arrangement. However the 2 parties apparently foresee that sometimes what they called unplanned or auto battles would happen.

Fine they said they may happen?

And this is where stuff gets a bit weird. One would think that when a government draws up agreement "rogue" or "auto" actions would not be condoned.

No government says if Fyrom attacks us in a rogue battle or for that matter if we attack them in a rogue battle government must complete the battle as if this was a legitimate battle.

So for example if we win Mayo today and I declare a RW on the remaining region in the hands of Fyrom we can end the TW and government will support the war ending the TW.

IF WE LOOK HOWEVER at the DOD orders of Fyrom we see now a strange thing. An action against a "forbidden target" is supported by Fyrom as they called to attack Mayo.

Now according to government we must wait for tomorrow to rectify this and regain Mayo.

Fine but what if another battle is staged then. Should we wait another day . And this is now the second time this happened. Weird how government fought against the first one but apparently just gave free reigns to FYROM.

And how Rusty D conveniently deleted the article containing the agreement.

We are defending Mayo though. Send us some funds to win this battle and keep government in check.