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A Patriotic Rallying Article

Dan 2,014, 20:44 od Emerick
MY HANDS YEARN FOR SERVIAN BLOOD. MY BLADE BEGS TO DIG INTO THE BODIES OF SERVIAN SOLDIERS. MY RIFLE IS ACHING TO POINT TO THE HEAD OF MY SERVIAN ENEMIES. MY FOOT REQUIRES A SERVIAN REAR TO KISS.

SERVIA - I AM COMING TO DESTROY YOU

SERVIA - PREPARE TO BECOME INTIMATE WITH MY BULLETS, MY BLADE, MY BUTT

AS IN THE BUTT OF MY RIFLE DON'T BE GROSS

I WILL BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES ON A DAILY BASIS. SERVIA WILL KNOW MY NAME AND THEY WILL QUIVER IN FEAR AT THE MENTION OF IT.

AND THEY WILL KNOW.

THAT NOW AND FOREVER.

EMERICK IS KOSOVO.




I AM AMERICAN
SON OF A ROMANIAN, SERVIAN
SERVIAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CEVAPCICI?
DO YOU WANT SUTIASH?
PETER I WAS AN HONORABLE GENTLEMAN
FREAKING SERVIA




MADAM PRESIDENT, I PROMISE YOU THAT I SHALL DELIVER PILES OF SERVIAN BODIES TO YOUR DOORSTEP EVERY DAY FOR YOUR PLEASURE

HONORABLE PUBLIUS, MY LEADER IN TOP GUN, I SHALL BRING TO YOU 25 SERVIAN HEADS TO YOU EVERY DAY FOR AS LONG AS OUR MADAM PRESIDENT ALLOWS ME TO MURDER SERVIANS AS PER THE RULES OF WAR

HAIL AMERICA
PRAISE DIO
 

Komentari

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Dan 2,014, 20:58

~hyuu~

Kara Beth
Kara Beth Dan 2,014, 21:00

Voted.

Josh Whitehead
Josh Whitehead Dan 2,014, 21:04

THANKS FOR THE ALL CAPS. I DON'T HAVE MY GLASSES ON!!! \O

omg_87
omg_87 Dan 2,014, 21:08

Yay, Captain Caps Lock was here o7

*insert-random-region* is *insert-random-balkan-country* !!!!1111one

voted :>

odiss3us
odiss3us Dan 2,016, 01:54

Urals is Greece! o7

Jasher
Jasher Dan 2,014, 21:12

Speaking for myself as real life American. I read all this BS and have to laugh and wonder is this your game face, or is this your real life thinking and hatred toward some group of real life people. I want war just to stir up the game some. Any nation will do. As a game player I would like to see America take more land everywhere.

Emerick
Emerick Dan 2,014, 21:20

AS AN AMERICAN IN REAL LIFE I ASSURE YOU THAT I WILL BE BATHING IN REAL BLOOD EVERY TIME I LOG ONTO EREPUBLIK. MARK MY WORDS.

Arn.Magnusson Dan 2,014, 23:47

Komentar izbrisan

Dalan Di Celes
Dalan Di Celes Dan 2,015, 08:24

Sexy time.

11austin
11austin Dan 2,015, 11:24

ahahaha

PigInZen
PigInZen Dan 2,014, 21:14

pssst... Jasher... he's trolling

and it is damn funny to see

amko1of1
amko1of1 Dan 2,014, 21:32

Scary Emerick, but yeah let my stockpile of rockets finally fly at the the enemy it was destined for!

Derphoof
Derphoof Dan 2,014, 21:43

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

ALL SHALL BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF OUR PIG-DISGUSTING ENEMIES. I PLEDGE TO RAPE THEIR VILLAGES AND PILLAGE THEIR WOMEN.

ALL SHALL TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF OUR ARMIES.

PRAISE DIO. HIS WILL SHALL BE DONE

Arjay Phoenician III
Arjay Phoenician III Dan 2,014, 21:58

You got my V and my S. While I think the US and most major countries in this world, as well as the alliances they corrupt, can go to hell as far as I'm concerned, you're never boring.

NEVER.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Dan 2,014, 22:41

you know I don't know anyone else who I know for sure has been incarcerated.

Marmaduke IV
Marmaduke IV Dan 2,014, 22:59

I know a guy

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Dan 2,015, 06:18

You will. Bring some lube.

Dalan Di Celes
Dalan Di Celes Dan 2,015, 08:25

Apparently you don't know Jesus then.

DylanBAS
DylanBAS Dan 2,015, 08:35

People can know him as much as they can know mother goose. They're both just as real.

Dalan Di Celes
Dalan Di Celes Dan 2,015, 09:16

http://newenglandtravels.blogspot.com/2010/06/mother-gooses-grave-boston.html?m=1

Pretty poignant response Dylan, given the uncertainty surrounding whether or not Mother Goose was a real person. I applaud your research involving the issue. I am often surprised by the intelligence shown by eRepublikers.

Dr. Walter Bishop
Dr. Walter Bishop Dan 2,015, 09:46

This conversation is hilarious.

Jon Barack Bluejacket
Jon Barack Bluejacket Dan 2,016, 06:37

I'd take Emericks' incarcerated truth over your restraining-ordered lies any day of the week.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Dan 2,016, 11:06

I don't have any restraining orders. Learn how the law works knucklehead

RaccoonGoon
RaccoonGoon Dan 2,014, 22:49

Yep, we're about to have a major war with Emerick actively in-game writing troll articles to amuse us.

Good times are here again.

Delyruin
Delyruin Dan 2,014, 23:49

Hell yeah.

Marmaduke IV
Marmaduke IV Dan 2,014, 22:58

Cool story bro

Vlada 505
Vlada 505 Dan 2,014, 23:06

1102 o7

Vlada 505
Vlada 505 Dan 2,014, 23:08

Problem umerika ?

mcmoox
mcmoox Dan 2,014, 23:13

Just be ready to get analized ...

hugs&kissess ...

MCMOOX je bio ovde!!!

EL FAT DUKAMAN
EL FAT DUKAMAN Dan 2,014, 23:17

Eci peci pec

Vaskoliki
Vaskoliki Dan 2,014, 23:17

Осеменимо овакве мутавце!

kowalski_afc
kowalski_afc Dan 2,014, 23:21

SERVIA - PREPARE TO BECOME INTIMATE WITH... MY BUTT ?!?!?!?!

I'm not sure that you are ready that so many people get intimate with your butt, Emerick

Emerick
Emerick Dan 2,015, 04:41

You'd be surprised.

Arn.Magnusson Dan 2,014, 23:33

Komentar izbrisan

Arn.Magnusson Dan 2,014, 23:40

Komentar izbrisan

Saguitariuss
Saguitariuss Dan 2,014, 23:48

Who is servia?

dragan4s
dragan4s Dan 2,014, 23:51

emoprick ))

Waymen
Waymen Dan 2,014, 23:57

Murica, its you again?

Lemon Vodka
Lemon Vodka Dan 2,015, 00:17

Only 25/day? Gtfo wannabe mass murderer.

El Bastardo o.O
El Bastardo o.O Dan 2,015, 00:20

Who is shakeing your cage?! xD

sasa55555
sasa55555 Dan 2,015, 01:20

Bring it on...,try your best because if you give anything less you will be so sorry when you start running back toward east coast,but here is the thing we are on your trail so all that running will be usseles...


see you all today...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JztnwlXH2Fs

weasel2
weasel2 Dan 2,015, 02:04

She frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to think of the last date she'd been on. The last PROPER date. Did fighting side by side with Emerick count as a date? They ended up snuggling under the moonlight, drenched in gore and pieces of brain - so it had PROBABLY been a date. If it wasn't, it was certainly a fun time had by all. Well, not ALL. But she and Emerick had sure had a blast.

Viarizi
Viarizi Dan 2,015, 02:48

Este jogo é muito idiota mas as pessoas jogando são ainda piores.

This game is stupid but its players are worse.

Lord Oli Dan 2,015, 02:50

Komentar izbrisan

avrukh
avrukh Dan 2,015, 04:31

avrukh was here

Norbengo
Norbengo Dan 2,015, 04:41

This article makes me wanna spill Serbian blood although I'm Serbian myself. So I had to report it, just to keep my conscience calm

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Dan 2,015, 06:20

"SERVIA - PREPARE TO BECOME INTIMATE WITH MY BULLETS, MY BLADE, MY BUTT

AS IN THE BUTT OF MY RIFLE DON'T BE GROSS"

lmfao, THIS made it worth logging in today, thank you.

Anarkishta
Anarkishta Dan 2,015, 06:24

Who is responsible for shaking your cage in your childhood ?

 
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