A message to the citizens of eCyprus

Day 2,350, 07:11 • Published in Israel Israel • by Admiral General Mickey
A message to the citizens of eCyprus

Dear citizens of eCyprus,

over the last few days I noticed many of you complaining about the ways eIsrael had liberated some of its regions. Some of you called us in names, some complained about us asking for help from our alliance and others couldn’t stand the fact that we waste money on combat orders. In this article I would like to tell you exactly what happened, and hope that you will respect it. I have also included a personal request at the end.


1. The war on the freedom of Jerusalem - the 1st planned war against Cyprus: The resistance war in Jerusalem was a tough battle between eIsrael and Leto mobile army against eCyprus. eIsrael indeed asked for the help of Leto, its alliance, which is something completely legitimate. Together with well paid combat orders, eIsrael and Leto mobile army succeed to win the three first rounds. In the 4th battle, eCyprus bought damage and won the battle in the 4th division. After the 4th round, eCyprus gave up. The freedom fighters completed the job for eIsrael.


2. The direct attack on Beersheba - the 1st direct war battle against Cyprus: The plans and the orders of eIsrael were not to fight in the direct war of Beersheba. eIsrael didn’t ask for any help neither before the battle, nor during the battle. The battle started automatically and almost none of our citizens fought in it, just like we were told. After 7 rounds, at the morning, we realized that we stand a chance of winning the battle as the score was 41-36 for Cyprus. We set combat orders in order to take the lead in this battle and finally, with a huge help from Asteria nations, especially from Romania and Greece, we won the direct attack on Beersheba. Our citizens received orders to fight in this battle as well after the 7th round.


3. The direct attack on Tel-Aviv & the resistance war of Nazareth: 23 hours after the successful attack on Beersheba, eIsrael organized a resistance war in Nazareth in order to drain the damage eCyprus and free at least one region if the direct battle is lost. Just like in the previous battle, we didn’t ask for any help from officials. The 1st round of the resistance war went well, eIsrael succeed to win it in all of the divisions, which attracted freedom fighters to fight for eIsrael in the next rounds and make another resistance war successful. Our citizens did fight in the 1st round of the resistance war and we have also set combat orders in order to make our chances to win higher.

Meanwhile, the direct attack on Tel-Aviv has started. According to the vMoD of eCyprus, eCyprus asked for help from its allies against eIsrael. The 1st battle has been won by eIsrael (11-0). The second round was tough, both eIsrael and eCyprus set well paid combat orders, and finally eIsrael took 6 out of 11 points in this round. The third round determined the future of the battle. Both countries attracted fighters by well paid combat orders and finally Cyprus won it. eIsrael has decided not to waste more money on the direct battle as we have seen the help eCyprus got in the 3rd and the 4th division (Turks, Terroristas and other fighters). Eventually the war of Tel-Aviv was won by Cyprus.


4. The war on the freedom of Haifa - an eCypriot initiative or a job done by others?: Things are fuzzy. This morning a resistance war in Haifa started. As it seems, eCyprus didn’t resist. We are not sure whether this war was opened by eCyprus or other players. eIsrael didn’t plan to start another resistance war, but finally it was started and it is going to be won by eIsrael. Maybe it is an eCypriot initiative in order to reset the determination.


As you can see, the only help we have asked for is in the battle of Jerusalem. Yes, we did set combat orders, but I think that everybody would agree that this is a legitimate move. Freedom has a cost and we are willing to pay it. I find nothing wrong in our actions to liberate our regions.

That’s right, the main damage that was done in the battles was not from our people, but you should understand that eIsrael only has around 100 citizens, only 2-3 “tanks” and from what I know, only one “visa player”. The real life in Israel are hard, blame us for that.


What would you do in our situation? We have wasted all we had in the Jerusalem battle in order to elect congress. Our people spent their energy bars, bombs and rockets in order to free one region! Our alliance helped us just like your allies helped you in the Tel-Aviv battle.

You can call us in names, you can complain about the money we have wasted on our wars, but what about respecting your enemy? What about facing up with the fact that you lost 4 regions? You don’t have to be rude and search for excuses for losing some battles. We won because of our money and our allies, and to be honest, I am proud of it.

We all know that it is only a matter of time until eIsrael will be occupied again by eCyprus. Yes, eCyprus is much stronger than eIsrael and I am not complaining about it. It is our fault for not taking care of our community in the past. We brought ourselves into this situation, I agree with it in 100%.


That’s all dear eCypriots. I hope you will understand my point in this article one day. Fight us, conquer us, but please, don’t complain about our moves, don’t blame our allies for winning the battles for us, don’t be disrespectful! Take this war in a humoristic manner like you do with other things.

Best Regards o7