A day in the life of WayneKerr

Day 1,587, 17:12 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by mick cain

WayneKerr was on holiday in the USA when he decided to go hunting for bears in the rockies.
He was walking through the forest when he came to a clearing.A bear ran across it so WayneKerr let fly with his rifle.He goes across and searches through the foliage.Wayne feels a tap on his shoulder so he turns around to see the bear looming over him.
The bear says you have 2 choices wayne my boy.I rip your head of or you drop your pants and i'm gonna do ya.
wayne drops em and the bear gives him a damn good rodgering.
Pissed of at this wayne goes to the nearest town and buys a double barrel shotgun and returns to the forest.As he is walking he comes across the clearing and sees the bear run across.
wayne lets fly with both barrels. surely this time thinks wayne. As he is searching through for his kill he feels a tap on his shoulder.
wayne turns around to find the bear looming over him.
The bear says you have 2 choices wayne my boy.I rip your head of or you drop your pants and i'm gonna do ya.
Wayne drops em and the bear gives him a damn good rodgering.
By this time wayne is really pissed of so he drives back to town and buys a bazooka.
He goes back to the forest and is walking through it when he comes to the clearing.Sure enough the bear runs across it so wayne lets fly with a rocket.Massive explosion and wayne thinks i got him this time the bastard.
As wayne is searching through the foliage he feels a tap on his shoulder.
Fuck thinks wayne as he turns around.
The bear says
you aint here for the hunting are you wayne