A Culinary Response
Muglack
With the release of a certain "recipe" article I have decided to counter with a recipe of my own.
How to make a Cracker.
Step 1) Take 4 cups bleached all purpose flour.
Step 2) Add two tablespoons of "No Dance" Powder.
Step 3) Add 1/4 cup of "No Rhythym" sauce.
Step 4) Add a large dash of guilt.
Step 5) Mix in 2 teaspoons of "No Jump" juice.
Step 6) Roll out dough onto a cookie sheet and place in a dark place so that the dough doesn't develop any color from sitting in the sun.
Step 7) Cut out dough into the shape of "The Man" and bake for 9 months.
And that my friends is how you make a cracker.
Comments
Now THAT is funny.
I must confess I have neither an ability to dance or any rhythm. I do however have an awesome synthesizer that makes my voice sound sexy 😛
Muglack FTW!
Now I get it ... funny.
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The secrets are revealed 😃