A CLASH OF TITANS

Day 496, 13:28 • Published in Germany Italy • by Antimo Vero

Matthie Bonne, our lovely French furry exporter, started a resistance war in Salzburg to free the oppressed Austrians from the German tyrants. As soon as the resistance war started a brave soldier called Trichoplax stepped forward and started banging his head to the wall like he has never done before.


He was one among the many that tried to hit the wall as hard as their little heads could handle. Among them was Zocky, PEACE's Secretary general. Even though he has such a high position he just wasn't able to do enough damage to call himself the battle hero. Luckily Trichoplax, The fabulous, was there to take this high of a responsibility.
This is where the story takes an interesting twist. PEACE's famous tank Euphonix, The mustache man, has also been being his hardened head to a rather hard piece of wall. He managed to steal the title of "Battle hero" by doing one more fight than Trichoplax. Trichoplax anticipated this and fought yet another time and managed to the exact same amount of damage that Euphonix did.


At first the war module decided that Trichoplax should be the Hero as shown by the next piece of evidence:

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The war module was however a bit undecided so it figured that Euphonix too, should get a minute of fame.

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The warmodule did after this realize that he too, is a human who can make mistakes so declared Trichoplax to be once again the hero.


In other news: megalomaniac is a butt for stealing the hero achievement 😐