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Here are the ten reasons why you should vote Moriarty:

1. Jesus loves me


According to him, I should win. But I bet he tells everyone that.

2. Dunfermline Athletic Love me.


Local team. Shame about the humping we recieved from Rangers.

3. Barack Obama Loves me.


Hes saying right now that I'm the coolest. (NOT!)

4. I hate Kevin Blom


The real reason why the referee's a w*****r.

Eh, whats next? Oh yeah, 5. The Beatles love me.


What happens when you leave Scotland for a two week holiday.

6. Peter Griffin Loves me


Peter Griffin wrote my Presentation theme song.

7. My smile


Lol!

8,9 & 10. This picture:


Fun Times.

Real presentation here: http://prezi.com/8kqbjjwyrngx/vote-for-moriarty-for-a-bright-better-scotland/

Real article here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/vote-moriarty-for-a-brighter-better-scotland--1867361/1/20

Cheers, and vote Moriarty!