[Wook4CP] This time I mean business...
Day 2,101, 15:57
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by WookieO
Throwing my hat in the ring and all that jazz
The CP elections are quickly creeping up on us again and I thought it was about time I officially announced the fact that I shall be running for Prime Minister once again.
This time though it’s different. I’m different. The eUK is different.
Oh yes...it’s a whole new kettle of fish we’re dealing with here you lovely voters, you!
Is it time for tea?
Last time I ran, I did relatively well. I secured almost 10% of the vote, which for a new kid on the block, isn’t half shabby.
However this time I’m aiming for more. This time I want to take this election by storm!
Thunderbolt and lightning...very, very frightening…..ME!
If you’ve read one of my articles before you know what to expect from me. I’m here for the fun! I’m also here because I love being an eUK citizen.
People may say “The eUK is in turmoil...there’s political fisticuffs happening left, right and centre. There are trolls behind every curtain and the air is rife with bile and spite.”
An eUK troll, hard at work...
Rubbish, I say!!
The eUK just needs to take things less seriously and to focus on enjoying this game.
Let’s tank together, troll together, have strange sexual encounters together. Why not? Apart from the chance of picking up some incredibly bizarre STDs from certain figures in this game I suppose.
But enough of that. I’ve rambled on far too much for this article, Wayne’ll get upset.
All you’ve got to remember when the election pops up on the 5th is to vote for WookieO.
Vote WookieO otherwise a giant version of me might appear…
I really am the only sensible choice.
Thank you.
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Wook4CP 🙂
will you change the name of the country? (your comrades tend to do so ).
eUK gets a chance to redeem itself...
o7
it has had several, Chaz should have been CP long ago
Wookie for the win
Once more we offer you salvation eUK... Take it!
Look at the dross we've had...now look at Wook
Look back the dross we've had...now look at Wook...yes he's got closer cos he's gonna eat your face if you don't vote for him.
Last chance for summer fun eUK!
VOTE WOOKIEO!
Wookie is a presidential genius, his knowledge will bite your face off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I_43IeRtr8
Is that from 'Community' btw? I used to love that show that it sorta disappeared
Yup! 🙂
Ahhh. I shall requisition this programme from some place. Ta for reminding me of its' being o/
Community is very good. As long as you give it some episodes and embrace the weirdness.
Awaiting tangible program and policy proposals.
Voted
lol. Throw us up some UKRP proposals old bean and we'll bat them out of the park
What does that have to do with anything?
Derp harder, I'm not trolling. I'm awaiting tangible program and policy proposals. I'll ask the same of any member of my party who announces they're running.
We're awaiting for the UKRP candidate (from the UKRP no less) to come up with some counter proposals. WookieO is out of the blocks first so it's up to your stellar crew to make the next move.
You can use the terms derp and troll all you like Harry, the won't wash with Skatalites. Get you or your boys to come up with something before doing your aged "Derp, troll, hurr, derp" routine.
And yeah I've had a few. Even drunk we'll show y'all up
It's not up on anyone to make the next move. People will run for an office or they won't. I like Wookie, liked him last time. If he is, as he said, taking it more seriously this time then concrete proposals of action plans and new/revised policies is in order.
I was talking to you, not your party, why you feel the need to bring anyone else into it is beyond me.
By being a PP and mentioning policies of a CP candidate I was assuming it was a party political statement.
Also after learning from your good self I have now deemed it proper to bang on about parties instead of actually focusing on the individual's comments.
NOT to be trusted. eUS spy.... also, known for sabotaging the eUSA buffet business.
CP's don't do that kinda shit nowadays...
They don't do anything boom boom!
I voted you when you ran before, now you mean business? In that case I feel betrayed and won't vote you. 🙁
Okay I'll vote for your fur
Again we're given the chance to fix the uk, but can we do it?
GL! o7
Strength and Honour
Did you do the drawing at the bottom ?
Love did
Unfortunately my artistic skills are not up to works of art like the one above. I nicked it from someone else, who like me was full of love for the world, as Chaz said. More hugs and kisses Dapper x
D'ohhhhh, I bent my wookie!
Good luck 🙂
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Voted for innuendo and support of WookieO. Glad to have you on board and surely you wouldn't make us cry by not voting WookieO...would you?
Well making boys cry is my specialty, but you know I am a big fan 😉
You bring tears to our eyes because we weep with joy that you're with us! Huzzah for Elle and thank you for supporting WookieO o/
Good luck Wookie, I'll be voting for you even though I'm not an eUK citizen
tic tac vote that
i really want you to win but i fear like chaz, chaz, chaz, wayne, wayne, wookie and zappy you might lose 🙁
this country has had so many chances to elect the sensible candidate but each time they go for a joke candidate
i'm saddened to be able to confirm the rumors that this maybe eUKs last chance,, the current geopolitical situation means it definitely could be 🙁
Trebor mint vote that
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Good luck, like Pfeiffer I will wait for policy before I personally make a judgement 😉
Voted 4 fluffy bundle of fun
What a f'ing babe.
Wook4CP
WookieO4CP
WookieWookster4CP
Wook4CP \o/
Your fur like silk to the touch
I fear I do love you too much
But a man should never say such
So gimme some wookie love!
I saw you sitting in that tree
I wasnt sure you noticed me
So I shot at you playfully
So gimme some wookie love!
Like a lost Jawa in the sand
I am not lost when I hold your hand
Life with you is just grand
So gimme some wookie love!
You blew me away like Alderaan
Happy like a spy with a Death Star plan
We are better than Leia with Han
So gimme some wookie love!
You want proof of my heart?
I'll adopt an Ewok that's a start!
I hate it when we are apart
So gimme some wookie love!
WOOKIE4CP Bring some love to eUK.
I'm in love with Niko!
lol, you even managed to get a picture of alice in there
great article