[Wheel] Roast USWP

Day 3,274, 19:02 • Published in USA USA • by Orikfricai


Well, Fingerguns is finally getting what she wanted. This is me writing an article.


Recently, on the Federalist game show "Wheel", I decided to give it a spin.

93!



So, this is all I got:

USWP roasts itself by existing!

USWP is so stupid, they need a recipe to boil water!

USWP is so terrible, their imaginary friends played with OTHER kids!

USWP's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

USWP is so dumb, they locked their keys inside their motorcycle!

USWP is so ugly, you have to tie a pork chop around its neck to get the dogs to play with it!


These one-liners have been brought to you by, the Federalist game show "Wheel".

Stop by the Federalist Discord #general chat to try your hand!

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