[Vol. 01] The Flying Corpse

Day 2,929, 09:51 • Published in Canada Italy • by CyberAngelus
The Dead Man woke up and wondered "What day is it now?" then He realized it didn't matter, for there is no rest for the wicked.
So He just stood and wandered

I can still remember the day I've committed eSuicide out of desperation after getting an FP, but things have to change. I've moved on and I'm ready to start a new life. I have only one problem: I can't start a new Life since I'm alredy Dead.

That's why I've decided to start a journey around the worl😛 I will roam in every country in Plato's land to gather all the seven Dragon Balls, summon Shenron and return to life.

So I put myself in a cannon and blindly shot myself across the sky to reach a new land.


I landed on Exalted Druid's kithcen table, stole all his poutine and ran away as fast as i could; wich was zombie-fast, so he caught up on me and beated me up badly.

I laid still on the ground and played Dead for a while. That scared the shit out of him cause he thought he killed me, so he turned back in the house where he called his buddy klop123 to hide my body in the woods.

I had to avaliable options: Run away or eat his poutine.

I did the latter wich turned out to be a bad choice since he saw me and beated me up badly. Again.

After he kicked me out of his property I started roaming around Canada looking for the Dragon Ball.

Here my journey begins.



PS
Send a picture of a local hottie of your country (Canada 😛) in the comments, the one i will like the most will receive a prize in weapons 😃