[USNG]: Defending Fort T

Day 1,879, 09:36 • Published in USA USA • by Jack Mensley



If there is one thing each Guards man and woman obtain in the USNG it is great valor, a strong pride for their branch, and stead fast diligence.



Yesterday our General Jadiv had set off on a mission to obtain a strong object from USNG Fort T.
Something that many would enjoy. This object was a cup of tea and it was left up to I and my good Lieutenant Colonel Scrapwolf to Defend Fort T. This is the transmissions of our operation.



[22:43] I drink water
[22:43] Pure filtered water that just tastes delicous like it's from maine
[22:43] scotch and water?
[22:43] lol
[22:43] well in that case the water is my chaser
[22:44] man the fort, I'm going to get tea
[22:44] Alright
[22:44] COVERING YOU 6
[22:44] I GOT 12
[22:45] <_> [22:45] >_>
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[22:45] BE VIGILANT UNTIL THE TEA IS SECURED
[22:45] <_> [22:45] * kria_erikson womans the fort
[22:45] >_>
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[22:46] <_> [22:46] SEE ANYTHING YET?
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[22:46] <_> [22:46] NOTHIN
[22:46] >_>
[22:47] <_> [22:47] NOTHING HERE EITHER
[22:47] >_>
[22:47] <_> [22:47] YOU MEAN BESIDES THESE PILES OF UNWASHED LAUNDRY



[22:47] 😮
[22:47] HIT THE DECK!!
[22:47] OPEN FIRE DAMNIT
[22:47] * %[USNG]Scrapwolf shoots the laundry
[22:48] * &Jack_Mensley throws a grenade at the laundry
[22:48] KILL CONFIRMED
[22:48] DON'T WORRY MA'AM, YOU ARE SAFE NOW
[22:48] WHATS THE ETA ON THE TEA?
[22:49] y'all are pretty funny. 😁
[22:49] DAMN, JUST STATIC
[22:49] JADIV, ANY ETA ON THE TEA
[22:49] * &Jack_Mensley switches channels to get jadiv's frequency
[22:50] <.> [22:50] >.>
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[22:50] <.> [22:50] >_>
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[22:51] <_> [22:51] ya'll nuts
[22:51] THE TEA IS SECURE
[22:51] JADIV, IS THE TEA SECURE
[22:52] MISSION COMPLETE, ALPHA MOVING OUT
[22:52] yes, got a nice warm cup of tea
[22:52] and a few extra tea bag
[22:52] * &Jack_Mensley calls in the chopper



That, ladies and gentleman, is another job well done and executed as planned.
Over and out.


~Signed
USNG Branch XO
Lieutenant General Jack Mensley