[Urgent] eIsrael's newest plot!

Day 2,318, 08:24 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by Kaniballos

Panpas, anans, liselis, donkeys and xam xam,
Greetings.

The congressmen election results where announced before two hours and unfortunately we have also the answer for the lack of fight from our eIsraeli neighbours, who we have occupied and stole goats from.




While we where fighting bravely to keep the Empire intact, eIsrael formed an covert occult group composed by government members to perform Judaic rituals to cut our citizenship passes thus trying preventing us to gain more power.

A cypriot spy managed to sneak in and obtain caps of the act.

Video from the party after the ceremony.


I ask every cypriot citizen to ponder:
What infernal sorcery is next? The golem ?
Is anyone safe from these evil spells?
Got taşak, amk?


May anan protect us...