[UPDATE: Now with butts!] Fat Bottomed Girls

Day 2,865, 11:44 • Published in USA Canada • by Thedillpickl



UPDATE: New pictures of BIG BUTTS added at end of article!


Hi kids!

"Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me"


As you may know, I always try to make my music selection relevant to what the article's about. To those familiar with my history the correlation is quite easy to figure. For the n00blets I will explain a bit.




History Lesson

eBorn almost 5 years ago (egad!) and knowing nothing about eRepublik, or other browser games, I skeptically clicked the button to join. *ahem* Being as I live in the real US I chose that as my eCountry. I fumbled around for a day or two and then got some new 'friends'. CRoy (later The Libertine) was my first. I got interested in what was going on and started giving Josh Frost crap. I had no idea that a n00b wasn't supposed to PM the PotUS, oops! Read about the Frost Revolution. I quickly figured out that I didn't have enough XP's to open my yap so I started reading and watching the spectacle.

I worked hard in the econ and made new friends. They helped me get started and shared secrets with me. When I owned my own factories and RMs I learned how to move cc from my companies by having my account place 0.001 gold on the market at $10,000. lol I never paid taxes. ERX was fun. I lost 40 gold (that was a lot then) when AidenAstrup bailed. This is when the game was ruined for me, the next week Plato has a Gold Special and I paid to replace the gold I lost. Just like drugs, the second time I bought gold it was much easier.



After Admin 'fixed' the econ I missed working with all the employees that I fired because I couldn't pay 'em. I was talking with my work swap buddy jver. He said we should start a MU. That way we could still order people around. I laughed and he offered some silly name for the MU. I laughed some more and said "NO! We could call it Pickle's Patriots!", he quit laughing and insisted that we do it. (Interesting Note: the original MU (US) was purchased from Pizza The Hut for 20 gold.)



Between gaining momentum in the UIP party and being a MU commander I ended up being in US Congress five times, Congress Whip several times and was Deputy Chief of Staff for fingerguns. Feeling that I had probably went as far as I could and being bored by the constant BS I left for greener pastures. So a cocky, swaggering pickle was unleashed on the eWorld and took his MU with him. lolololol

To those that trained me during my beginnings in the US, I salute you!

"Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round...
Get on your bikes and ride!"




What Evils I've Done
...or Dill plays a f'ing game.



I won't dwell on Swiss Miss too much. Pickle's moved to Switzerland because we were bored and had friends there. I had been the US ambassador to Switzerland several months prior. I did some political stuff while visiting and won my first CP medal. Despite our best efforts to help make Switzerland a better place the whiners won out. So we left for Canada.


Founded the Shaved Beaver party despite DMV.

Think what you will, I had a ball in Canada. Some of the key people there had a good idea that I was OK after Swiss Congress didn't want to pay rent. I paid the damn bill outta my own pocket. (Swiss rented a Canadian Provence to hide from Slovenia. That didn't work and we were ousted. The Swiss Congress said since we weren't there the whole month that they wouldn't pay the bill.)

Soon I was in Canada's Congress and doing other stuff. Eventually I was CP twice. Probably the two things that stirred things up when I applied for US citizenship were my propaganda articles mocking the US and the opening of my wallet when the US occupied Canada. All I can say is, what did you expect? I'd be a real ass if I took all these awards and medals then refused to fight against an enemy. I expect to do no less for the US now that I'm back.




The End

Or is it? I'm supposed to be (at least) semi retired. Who knows, I'll have to figure out which party and MU to join before I do much politicking. You can be sure my loud mouth still works, so there's always that.

Speaking of "The End"...

UPDATE: New pics of BIG BUTTS, enjoy!


Raw butt.



Butt in shower.



Butt after a good rubbing.



Smokin' hot butt.


Yer welcome.