[UKRP/TUP/WRP/ESO] The Cause Grows
Sir Humphrey Appleby
Afternoon lads o7,
A shoutout to the good people of Free UKPP, Reform, ESO, TUP and WRP for their support in this election. I expect we have safely reached the threshold where Ajay will have to madly pump out multis to beat us in 2 days time. Commiserations Vichy UKPP, BDP and PCP - you are all more than welcome to participate in government nevertheless (if you’re not a multi
😛). It is the participation of anyone who wants to help that will be the chief focus on the upcoming term and our liberation.
Government Apps
As my surveymonkey app continues to bug with my current applications I’m happy for you just to drop me a message or comment here if you’d like to join der gov this month. Ministries will be fairly informal in structure - most of us know the ropes of their expected functions so I expect a lot of work will be handed as a group rather than just the usual Minister. If you want to help support with your experience or train up for office in the future then now’s the time to lend a hand!
Financial Affairs
Due to the sheer size of our occupiers and their allies we will have to play a pretty convincing David over the next few weeks. Added to this, we will face a looming crisis with our financial reserves - currently at around £360k that we’ve managed to save for the last 2 terms. We will realistically need to spend about half of it this term on MPPs alone, carefully making sure there’s enough to continue a skellington service next term without falling into bankruptcy. War Bonds may have to be looked into if the economic weather continues to piss on us…
Domestics
Keeping a community happy during a wipe can be a fairly difficult act for any government to pull off, particularly when there’s an element of helplessness that as a society we’re not particularly used to. This is why trying to encourage as many people to participate in government is an important aspect of both retention and experience; that newer eUKers don’t quickly buy into the mentality of giving up and older ones helping rather than grumbling (shoutout to Sexy!).
Understandably a lot of people are too busy with rl commitments to directly support the government with their help. But we can at least organise events and competitions to keep them indirectly amused with the quirkiness of the community beyond relenting the disappearance of the Union Jack from the game map. HM King Woldy has agreed to help organise these and I’m sure with whoever is asked to form the Domestics team should enjoy working with him :3.
Defence & Foreign Affairs
A key part of government I’d like to bring back is our diplomatic news service. In my opinion, keeping the community informed of international events and structures is one of the most important functions of government. It is alarming that a lot of new players are largely blind to a lot of what is happening beyond our borders; the government should be the primary source of helping them get involved in the international community and letting them know the status of our relationships. We will also try and link decent foreign articles for you to read too
🙂.
We will be bringing back Call to Arms on the MoD orders after an extremely generous donation of Q7s from the Monarch to avoid stressing the Treasury even further. Pending on how easy it is to organise with foreign leaders and their military units we will be having quite an active SAS orders feed too. I expect that, even if our efforts were eventually to fail to we have come to expect, the act of having really organised a proper show of force would at least give enthusiasm for the next try. But that may be too optimistic…
Peoples
I am grateful to the following for offering to help this term, if you’d like to join us then drop me a message or comment ‘ere
Wookie
AMD
Horice
Gali
Sambo
Fataliix
Scarfar
Madelina
Popovic
Frixios
Max Blue
Jake Lee Blakeway
Sir Jimmy Saville
MS10EL
Neil Lewis
Rob the Bruce
Ash Brandon
SubtleBlade
Infinium
CertaCito
Comments
Vichy UKPP and Free UKPP made me laugh
Apples4CP o/
apples 4 cp!
The Free UKPP are pretty much completely behind you SHA!
My election prediction is as follows:
Sir Humphrey Appleby: 211 - 246
King William the Great: 63 - 78
Luke de Valente: 5 - 11
I GOOD I: 4 - 7
Willy has more than 70 multi's, don't you think he'll log into all of them?
shh .. banking on him forgetting .. or not having internet connection for the day
*sets up DDOS network*
your predictions are just stupid.
The election will be
says who? it's my prediction, i can do the spread how I like
anyway +/-50 on Luke de Valente & I GOOD I polls would be silly .. Billy
You can make up numbers all you want
There is no basis in reality.
Yes there is, based on the parties support the candidate.
Luke de Valente & I GOOD I is based on last month's result for their parties.
SHA's is based on a 60 - 75% turnout from UKRP/TUP/WRP/ESO plus us rebels from UKPP.
Yours is based on a 60 - 75% turnout of your cronies, Dappy's BDP, PCP, plus the minor parties that are backing you.
I lost 55-39% to an incumbent who was elected with over 60% of the vote the first time.
Against an untested first time candidate the margin will be narrower.
I've been to this rodeo a few times silly.
accept your defeat ajay. you will never be UK president. you will face countless defeats and despair.
who's the "untested first time candidate"? SHA? Who's been CP twice before?!? Brush up on your eUK CP election history!
Apples for CP \o/
Yes, but Willy has the support of the White Dragon Society (???) 😃
Good luck o7
Apples4CP \o/
If we are still wiped in a month you have failed
I expect we have safely reached the threshold where Ajay will have to madly pump out multis to beat us in 2 days time.
This shows the uk is under a PTO anyway by the IRC active guys and UKRP I think something will have to been done to stop this.
All who are pretty useless as the uk hasn't moved on in 3 years, maybe you guys should play a different game.
I'll wait for the Willy (why did you call him Ajay? Is he Ajay now?) manifesto where he gives us some brief details on how we shall get ourselves out of the wipe from a country 4 times stronger than us. Or any manifesto actually.
I don't think a load of parties supporting one of the most respected members of the community, the only one who put out a manifesto, and the one who's done more for the eUK than almost anybody else still playing counts as a PTO. Maybe he's just an amazing candidate. Actually, remove the maybe.
Am I talking to you NO, i copied and pasted what apples said which you well know
Most people are just sheep as you can tell by the votes , 7 here , 5 their on party pages, the problem you many of you just want the roles thus making many not really play, the level of interaction is appalling you guys can't run a fake country its so boring
when was the last time you offered to help in gov dapper?
Only in Wales will you find most people are sheep, but I guess that's how BDP got so high 🙂
And you need a question mark after "Am I talking to you". Your "i" should be a capital (how did you get it lowercase? mine is autocorrected to capital). "apples" should be capital since it's a name. Your first sentence needs a full stop. I'll leave it there, when you correct all of that in the first sentence we can discuss your second.
Don't forget he was in BA's last government and as BA robbed the country blind, which he supported if you remember his "you lot deserved it" style comments, he was demanding that people refer to him by the title that BA gave him whilst insisting that people who used made-up titles needed to get a life
when was the last time you offered to help in gov dapper?
problem is most of you are pr1cks control freaks or just odd balls abusing anyone you can, don't worry I see many of 2009 old multis logging in and now my conclusion is these are run by UKRP players.
Sheep? I don't think so. I made my own mind up about Willy a long time ago, when he first ran for UKPP PP and tried (and failed) to garner my support. Anyone who can't answer a simple question about their eRep past (and present) which, according to the NNA interview "really doesn't matter" (if that's the case, answer the question) really doesn't deserve my support. Rather, I'd consider those who remain silent and blindly vote for people like you and Willy to be sheep. At least I have the forthrightness to speak out against petty tyrants and power-hungry types.
As for your other point, I really couldn't care less about taking on a role in government right now - I have too much else to do to spend the time and am barely IRC active anyway. The levels of interaction are actually pretty good unless you manage to alienate everyone. If you actually take the time to read some of the posts by others and myself, you'd possibly realise that we're trying to stimulate debate from some of the silent majority rather than trying to bribe or cajole them into seeing your point of view and remaining silent. Unless, of course, that silent majority is silent for a reason...
The irony is strong in this one.
But Daps everyone has been waiting with baited breath for Ajay's and your master plan to free us from being wiped by the Argies and so far it's been your combined usual level of absolutely sod all.
You are nutters
good night
I agree with Bruce, wanting a plan for getting out of a wipe is completely nuts. It's best if we just blame everybody else.
Bruce's plan of excellence: Drink several beers, go on a half-drunken rant, go to sleep.
shift key and 2 = "" speech marks. use them more
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The title should be
The cancer grows
useless people feeding off useless people, this last month I see no decent articles coming from government I believe all government minsters have failed their roles, the government has bored everyone to death, many players are leaving the game, things start then just fade away, this is the truth, many of you waste your time on nonsense you cant play the game like Ser farts Bigant or Waynekerr these people are all better than you lot the only one close maybe sambo or max and apples the rest are just bottom feeders or trolls
What happened to the amazing article you deleted within 15 minutes the other day?
Also, you have amazing punctuation skills, I must say.
Also, no one one's getting bored with this game with the drama you and Willjay keep providing. Keep it up o7
Not too far off the point here.
NNA has been awesome. While MoF and MoD have been consistent, if a tad boring.
Other than that, I haven't noticed much media presence from Government.
reckon you could help us with that CD?
:3
i lov u appleby
❤
Me thing that WilJay has given us is a common purpose - to resist against him and his Vichy Multis!
For this (and for making the game just a bit more fun) I thank him!
Apples: You continue to lead, inspire and amuse!
Voted and endorsed!
Oh - and please add my name to the list of supportery blokes....
They aren't his supporters, they are people who want to help out. Typical CC2 mistake 🙂
Clearly the list is *not* Vichy Ajay Fan Club!
I wish to add my name to Apple's List of Generally Useful eUK Citizens who are Willing to Help!
Go play golf