[UKRP] Rob4PP plz super srs bsns run
Day 2,786, 09:53
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by Rob the Bruce
It's summer, everybody's inactive, nobody'll run and I can totes win this easily by writing one article early and then waiting, rite?
Aw sodding hell
Yeah, I'm doin' a semi-srs run (only semi because taking anything in this game 100% seriously is a bad life choice) for PP of the clearly best party in the UK unless you're dapper. Unfortunately the one time I want to run properly I've got actual competition, 8 other candidates and one of em's properly eager, like srsly eager, too eager plzsendhalp, so I suppose I need to actually campaign hard or some such like, do a gali and write page upon page of sorta obvious witterings interspersed with dank memez... jesus. Alright, here goes:
WHY IS ROB SO AMAZING?
-PP'd before... hehe... pee-peed... in UKPPlike a billion 3 times. Or at least I think it was 3... so I know how to run a party and which buttons to press and so on.
-Any stupid PP'ing decisions have already been done, the stupid is fully let out, I promise I won't mix the resign buttons up again, honest guv, basically I'm propa smert nao, innit?
-90% certain I'm better than the other guys.
WOT WILL ROB DO?
-Sexiest congress list known to man, assuming we actually have some land by then...
-Obligatory CP primary to get tha sexiest candidate
-Random party positions that serve no purpose thrown around to appease oldfags, as is custom
-Good amount of articles cuz I need endorsement money
-Maybe recruit some kewl doods
-Probably some other thing, I'll wing it
So ye. That's everything, good luck to all the other candidates etc etcI hate you all, plzsendvotestankyou
Buh-Bai
-Rob the Bruce
Aw sodding hell
Yeah, I'm doin' a semi-srs run (only semi because taking anything in this game 100% seriously is a bad life choice) for PP of the clearly best party in the UK unless you're dapper. Unfortunately the one time I want to run properly I've got actual competition, 8 other candidates and one of em's properly eager, like srsly eager, too eager plzsendhalp, so I suppose I need to actually campaign hard or some such like, do a gali and write page upon page of sorta obvious witterings interspersed with dank memez... jesus. Alright, here goes:
WHY IS ROB SO AMAZING?
-PP'd before... hehe... pee-peed... in UKPP
-Any stupid PP'ing decisions have already been done, the stupid is fully let out, I promise I won't mix the resign buttons up again, honest guv, basically I'm propa smert nao, innit?
-90% certain I'm better than the other guys.
WOT WILL ROB DO?
-Sexiest congress list known to man, assuming we actually have some land by then...
-Obligatory CP primary to get tha sexiest candidate
-Random party positions that serve no purpose thrown around to appease oldfags, as is custom
-Good amount of articles cuz I need endorsement money
-Maybe recruit some kewl doods
-Probably some other thing, I'll wing it
So ye. That's everything, good luck to all the other candidates etc etc
Buh-Bai
-Rob the Bruce
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20/10, wuld endors if i wasnt stingy sob
We need another Gali™ term if you're looking for some top quality maymays...Of course this comes at the expense of the Congress list, nonetheless a small price to pay for such high quality merchandise.
"the clearly best party in the UK"
Didn't notice you as a candidate for UKPP PP... 😉
Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 2,342, 11:07
I'll have a gin and tonic