[UK Reform] I Aint Dead Yet *******

Day 2,704, 12:01 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby

Live from Drumlanrig Castle, temporary UKRP HQ whilst London is back in the stone age

Good evenin’ gents,

After a 16th successful sleepwalk into the PP drinks cabinet I am greatly saddened to announce that we have logically forgotten to vote Gali in instead again. As a preventative measure against further forgetfulness we are currently voting on a mandate to have him as PP in May, currently with an extremely balanced result of 100% in favour.

We have also acquired ourselves possession of New Era, our infamous old Allies and source of much hilarity. MEK had apparently attempted to take it for themselves, but with an overwhelming 10 votes for Adastros we managed to achieve a magnanimous day for eBritish democracy. After consultations within the party and other party presidents, NE can be rest assured that we here in Reform have their best intentions at heart.

Obviously one of the most pressing problems is our occupation by MEK; thankfully early discussions with other party presidents seem to be reaching a common ground about our constitutional policy. Over the next week we should be seeing a lot more progress than has been achieved by mongress or the cp, hopefully reaching a broader political consensus as a people rather than just the defunct institutions of government.

Ironically, we also have to prepare for mongressional elections on the 25th. The usual routine really - if you have the mental strength to cope with the asylum for 30 days then drop me a message and don’t forget to candidate!

We are also hosting the Appleby sweepstake - buy a £25 endorsement and comment a date within the next month; if that date is when I’m last seen and have since been declared eDead you get my UKRP pension pot of 50 Q7s :3

Much obliged fer readin,


Appleby