[TheSchuReport] The Wookiee Has Landed
Schubacca
Dateline: Day 3,264
Today's Articles:
1. The Wookiee Has Landed
Greeting I am Schubacca and I have finally landed in Japan enjoying my new home as Japan's newest citizen. Looking forward to my future here and what opportunities may come. Until then I shall shout a big loud "RRRAARRWHHGWWR!".
Comments
Q: What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
A: Wookieeleaks
We are all glad to have the Wookie on our side but where is Han?
I think he has gone Solo. Hahaha!
This deserves more upvotes