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Greetings eKiwis,

Only a few short hours ago the Vice MoFA of eSpain contacted the eNZ MoFA and our MoD to inform us that they were preparing airstrikes on our lands soon.

Now I know this may come as a surprise to many of us fellow Kiwis, why would eSpain, a nation which we have limited contact with and no hostile relations seek to attack us?

Well on behalf of the eNZ government let me inform the citizens of our fair nation that this is not an act of aggression on the part of eSpain but is merely a tactical move so that they can use our country as a bridge to engage in combat with other countries in our region.

They have made it clear there is no intention to permanently hold our regions. Their Vice MoFA made clear they will free our regions and leave the area at the earliest possible opportunity, so do not consider this an act of war or merely a new attempt by Spain to conquer us.

This will therefore only be a temporary war on our regions and for all those eKiwis who were looking for more battle experience, closer to home, consider this a great opportunity to engage eSpain and boost your military rank through defending our regions. Lets show the Spanish that while they may only be in our lands for a short time, we won't let them have an easy run while here.

So once again, the eNZ government is informing the citizens that this is meant as a temporary action by eSpaina and they will be withdrawing as soon as possible.

So...fight hard...keep smiling and show them an old fashioned NZ good time while here!

Sincerely,
Oboacer,
Minister of Education,
PnPP Secretary General