[TED] My life as a PTOer
Jofroi
Dear all,
Recently, the truth has been uncovered, I have indeed been working for a while in eBelgium as a PTOer. Now that the truth has been discovered there is no point in trying to hide it. Here are some evidences that you should have mde you notice that I was a PTOer a while ago.
My Beggining on eRepublik
I was not born in eBelgium as some might think but I was born in the eNetherlands. In the early 2010 several friends and I moved to eBelgium to try to take the control of the country. People from Atlantis (a faction lead by Shadowukcs at some time) then joined eBelgium to make an Anti Take Over to avoid us to take the control of the country. This battle took quite a bit of time but me and my friends have finally been able to get rid of most of the ATOers and took control of the country.
[img][/img]The happy paras period
Since then we have been able to drag a lot of money from the state through a lot of systems to "donate" money to citizens (in practice only us and our friends). The most known example was the Belgian paras. A limited number of Belgian citizens received up to 100 gold/month to be able to hang out in an "elite" military unit whose orders were given by us obviously. During that time we have been able to gather a lot of money and strength thanks to the taxes paid by the Belgian citizens. This however had to stop due to a strong opposition that rose because we were wasting the content of the treasury.
Stealing is allowed
I have also been able to steal money from the treasury and even to do it openly. On the contrary of some other thieves who have been condemned for such acts, I was indeed controlling the Supreme Court and managed to avoid the trial without further consequences.
I also created a state accounting sheet to add more "transparency". However, as owner of the sheet I had the possibility to change slightly some numbers. On the long term this could represent a high amount of money and nobody could notice it.
The marvellous bank managers
More recently, someone came with a very good idea of creating "private accounts where you stock the state money". This has been a really good way for me and my friends to gather money on our own accounts and on a legal way. However, the day when the CP will not be a friend of us, it is obvious that we will not give back the money and keep it for us.
Conclusion
I would like to thanks all the tax payers who have helped us to grow stronger and supported us all that time 😉
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Kind regards,
Jofroi
PTOer since before you were eBorn
Comments
I'd like to congratulates Princess who undiscovered the truth after hard researches 😛.
Why is the truth now made public?
Now there will be less pink in the media. 🙁
Don't worry, they cannot control my newspaper 😉
Yes they can, do not lie, you are a puppet of the TO group.
I am still worried...
11 April Joke ! TROLOLOL
Mon Dieu?!
I just hope that someone will Impeach you!
Ils peuivent pas je controle le congres!
uhm. we may. we may.
but it wouldn't be funny....
or maybe would it be?
This title is so good for a book, or even more for a movie; it would be Hollywood blockbuster, I am sure of it.
Start to write it down and you need to add some chapters, more personalities, bit of intrigues, lies, deceptions...and there you go.
As I have nose for quality work, I'll act as your exclusive commercial agent for worldwide distribution.
I cannot pay you much for this work. Unless we rise taxes of course.
It's commission based; but as I am one of the best in this field; my honorarium will certainly be expressed with lot of zeros following number 1 in front. There will be also for you; lot of copyright royalties paid for this work. This time next year; we'll be millionaires, my Son. Lovely Jubbly!
As the Great Leader Jofroi's multi, I approve this message.
Right, I forgot to talk about all my multies!
You will soon understand that I in fact make up for half of the active eBelgian community all by myself!
Same here. 😉
I knew it !! Traitor !!
Impeach the traitor!!! Or even better, bring him to the guillotine!!!
I don't care, I have my medal. I'm sure that Cika will do a fine CP now that he's mad because he wasn't elected 😛
It's funny coz the first two points are actually true, lol
All of them are 😉
and he forgot to mention that he has been one of the the greatest beneficiary of the "NLSP's give-away" a.k.a "i'm so unpleasant that i need to donate state's gold to ebelgians so that they elect me CP (and ebelgium went bankrupt)".
Please I was the also in the top5 o/
Because: why not?
Nobody is perfect.
It's funny cause they're too dumb to believe you. 🙂
Voted, except I don't see what is the connection between you and Tina "Not Homeless Need Boobs"?
You need boobs?
You need some plastic surgery?
What is the hidden meaning behind it?
I need money because I want to grow a C size cup! (or a D one, would be even better!)
I'm not sure what's funnier.
The article... or the comment. 😛 😃
yep I suspected this for a long time
Gangbang Jofroi NOW!
xP
Gangbanging Jofroi?!?
You are weird, fella I thought you like more women, like I do.
I said to the others, not for me. I have girl xD
You want money for that? 😛
Save the money to the exams before the gangbang xPP
nope. he would enjoy that! no more rewards for the sponger.
VOTED!
fuck you jofroi, communist sucker, go to north korea next to your cousin. belgian wake up, dont allow an ass rule you.
death to jofroi.
😁 Oh boy