[SUFFER] Christmas fun!! [UPDATE: WINNER!!]
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Greetings to all!!
On behalf of SUFFER party, we'd like to wish each and every one of you a very, very merry Christmas!!
And what better occasion to throw a contest than this. So here it goes:
Christmas joke contest!!
Post your Christmas joke in the comments section. Best joke gets a prize of... wait for it....
10 gold!!
The only rule is the joke has to be related to Christmas (Santa, reindeer, snowman, etc.)
The contest ends on the 24th.
Join the fun!
UPDATE:
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Congratulations Dr. Hugh Jardon! Your joke won the contest:
A Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her £5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
Thanks to all for participating!!
Merry Christmas!!
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Christmas pole!
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Same joke I used on Code-Y's article. Oh wait, he never sent the tanks he promised and deleted the article all together... hohoho...
Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Snowman says: I'am to cold for you?
Snowwoman says: o noo. I am too hot🙂
What do you call a Vampire crossed with a Snowman? Wait for it....
Frostbite!
LOL I kill me 🙂
In a small southern town in Texas there was a nativity scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature stood out. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, a visitor decided to ask a local what it meant. At a shop on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage: ‘People these days never do read the Bible!’ The visitor assured her that he did, but simply couldn’t recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in his face she said, ‘See, it says right here, “The three wise man came from afar.”’
What do you call a bunch of Grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Votado OME!!!
A Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"
"Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her £5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs!! 😃
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WeAllSuffer
Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
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There were 3 guys who died on Christmas Eve & went to heaven.
St. Peter at the gate said since you all died on Christmas Eve you all got to show me something that represents Christmas.
First guy puts his hand in his pocket & pulls out a lighter lights it & said "Candle"
St. Peter said there are candles for Christmas go in
Second guy pulls out a set of keys & shakes them saying bells.
St. Peter said there are bell for Christmas go in.
Third guy pockets were turned inside out
"Well" St. Peter said
The guy puts his hand in his coat pocket & pulls out a pair of womans panties
St. Peter said now what do they have to do with Christmas?
The guy said "Oh theses are Carols."
lol
There are some really clever ones... This will be tough to decide...
Keep them coming!!
Q7