[SFP PP]Tenshibo: Gods Don't Retire
Day 2,947, 00:02
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by GoneAndGone
Hello again America. I spoke to you last time of my retirement from this game. However, I forgot one important detail: Gods never retire.
As decided time and time again, irrefutably by anyone sane or elsewise, I am your Swag God, your Messiah of merchandise, and your Kaiser of all things Kanye.
As a God, I have many duties. Being a baller? Easy. Trolling the ingrates? I can do that in me sleep. But, on occasion, I am required to carry out a special purpose: answering the cries of my people.
My followers, those who bear the sign of the S.W.A.G. and carry on my cause of truth, justice, and the pursuit of turning up, have been crying out to me.
I’d be a terrible God if I refused their pleas for help. Looking at the SFP, the party once known for its passionate politics has fallen down, and been contaminated with the swagless swine the likes of which haven’t been seen since the days of Ajay Bruno. These ingrates idolize Ajay Bruno, and not only mimic his awful sense of fashion, but also copy his methods in destroying the eUnited States Community as well as the Country as a whole.
Thus, to help my People from falling victim to these terrorists’ agenda, I am now running to be the Party President of the Socialist Freedom Party.
When I’m elected Party President, I will enact a few changes to ensure the party is righted, and the country is saved.
This changes will herein be described.
1)Franklin Stone will be given lessons on the english language so that he too can be coherent in writing much like your average monkey is.
2)All terrorists will be committed to a reconditioning program consisting of the best hits of the 80s, 90s, and today as decided by me. (Spoiler alert: Kanye will be well represented.)
3)And last but not least, I will tear down the party so that its infectious nature of incompetence cannot seep out to the other, Me loving individuals who call this great nation home.
In my effort of helping my People, I ask of all of you, to help me rid this nation of this Socialist Freedom Plague by voting for me today.
Together, we can beat back this swagless losers, and then get turnt on the remnants of their party.
Thank you,
-Tenshibo
Secretary of Swag
Swag God
Messiah of Merchandise
Kaiser of all things Kanye
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#swag
So you wear dresses too?
What is with the Kardashian women? First Kris turns Bruce into a women and now Kim has Kanye wearing dresses.
Say what you want,
Kanye is one of the greatest musicians of our time.
I saw him perform once and he was booed off stage.
This makes the second time he was booed off stage
808s and Heartbreaks is a modern day Blood on the Tracks. MBDTF is an absolute masterpiece. Every one of his albums is not only good, but creative and different. He is a creative force of nature and an artistic genius.
His influence not only in his own genre but on music and culture in general is impossible to underestimate. And for good reason.
youtu.be/FJt7gNi3Nr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzNXfsJRijg
dank
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How rude.
Almost as rude as trying to PTO a T5 party just because you don't like people disagreeing with you. That's the height of rudeness and unciivility.
Almost as rude as starting a unauthorized revolution and taking down the dictartorship just because you don't like people disagreeing with you. That's the height of rudeness and unciivility.
When Jude went off, he left his parrot behind with Artela. I am pretty sure she doesnt need one more, Do you Artela?
I have no idea what you're trying to say there Eddie - maybe try English next time? As the the revolution, the CP stood on a no Dictator mandate and won - the will of the people spoke.
lets be real here if the will of the people spoke , there would have been a lot more fighters against the dictatorship then there were.
In SFP's wall we all said to not vote you. Don't try to lie.
This is the final straw for SFP.
You compare a bunch of players in this game to a RL stalker and terrible human being in Ajay.
This went from annoying to being a personal attack on SFP.
I urge all SFP members not to vote for Tenshibo. He only intends to cause us harm.
He disgusts me with his clear immaturity and completely crosses the line with a comparison between SFP and Ajay.
"Final straw", i lol'd
Well, if this doesn't work you can always rip off another treasury.
I lol'd
Wow, they really pulled a hack out of his coffin for this one. If SFP needs a vote to retain it's own leadership, I'll gladly push that button.
I know who I'm voting for
Yea. Me.
We'll have to see how turnout looks
Wow attempt at PTO by comparing us to Ajary really?
How does that meme go... Never go full re...
It's actually never go half. Google notail dota2 full retard.
Didn't Ajay get blacklisted for something similar?
The SFP is awfully sanctimonious given Jude's history PTOing parties.
Judge us all by Jude's actions in the past, eh? I guess we can dig into everyone's past to haul out the dirt then. Sweet.
Not judging you, just saying, your comments on blacklistings are unfounded.
Anyway feel free to come at me with any dirt you can find, I've lived an exciting eLife ^__^
Quality trolling.
Taco Bell and South Africa are better off without you.
Meh, just a troll.
You aren't a God. You're not even a good Troll. You're just a little boy trying to be big in a shrinking online game.
You're right I'm not a good troll. I'm the great troll of all time. #GOAT
#savage
#rekt
#hashtag
A legend in your own mind for sure... beyond that I've seen better trolls in a girls school choir. You should stay dead, it suited you.
"You should stay dead, it suited you." You took the words out of our mouths Artela.
Also how can you condescend on age in a shitty browser game, it doesn't make the 12 year olds look bad that we're playing with them.
I have never been dead PP, I have the very sad total of over 1900 consecutive days of clicking those W/T buttons. I'm just sometimes less active, but never dead.
x2 Wow, they really pulled a hack out of his coffin for this one. If SFP needs a vote to retain it's own leadership, I'll gladly push that button.
Truly the hero the SFP deserves.
I love that these trolls work so well in SFP. Apparently nothing gets the blood flowing in SFP like a good troll(well, that and breaking the laws of Congress).
I mean, look at some of these responses. It's like these people never smile.
o/ Tenshibo
Another muppet heard from.
Yup, all the puppet-wannabe-trolls crawling out for this one 🙂
Isn't Tenshibo allowed to play the game using the mechanics the game provides? Or is there some super meta meta double standard in the upper echelons of SFP? Don't shoot, it's a Genuine question.
Trully amazing question.
When he wraps it in super-meta-bullshit?.. well, you see the problem surely?
No, I don't see the problem. Perhaps you could enlighten me.
Tenshibo, I do adore you for including my screenshot. If only a smidgen of the light you show me, can be shown to the SFP, they will truly be blessed beyond measure.
I have the best boner right now.