[Sambo4CP] Okay let's be serious now
Sambo223
Hello, so it turns out I actually want to run for CP. Who'd have thought it. Look I've written an article about ignoring congress and it picked up the debate I wanted and added Dapper banter:
Let's be honest though. I can't get rid of congress if I win the election, the constitution gives them power and I'm fine with that (too an extent
😉).
So because I'm now actually free to run this month here's a brief 5 point plan of what I'll do if elected (with the help of congress, the constitution and Woldy):
1. I will use all my contacts in PLUTO and our wider allies to fight back against As(s)teria in Europe and for the freedom of our great eUK. The new HQ of PLUTO has already proven itself far more active and willing to organise itself and I hope to take advantage of that to finally get things in motion rather than waiting and hoping something happens.
2. I will provide COs for important UK battles. The current eUK government has not provided any money towards our battles this month which gives us no chance at all. Obviously I won't go overboard on spending and I think I proved during my first CP term that I was reliable with money. I will also know which MUs are German owned ones using the MoD name and know which MoD MUs actually have COs set
😛
3. I will set up strike teams of eUK fighters that are active and willing to help our allies. This will act as 2 positives, a) It will allow us to show our allies our commitment to their cause and b) allow us more control over where the eUKs damage is dealt so none is wasted. This won't be a set MU but rather a mass PM of willing, active fighters who want to help the eUK and her allies in important battles. A Foreign Legion so to speak.
4. No referendums. People got all pissy about that and I'd rather avoid the mess it created. With a top cabinet team, advisors and congress vote I'll carry out what I feel is best for the country because the population will have democratically elected me into power to make the hard decisions.
5. Banter. Cos it is a game after all
Hope you all enjoyed that. Obviously people might be confused after the last #Sambo4CP article so if they're are any questions then feel free to ask me. Although if you're called Prince Harry. and claiming I'm some sort of evil devil being thing then stop being so stupid and recognise all the hard work I've put into helping the eUK and in your own words:
Here's to a successful election,
-Sambo-
Actual CP Candidate
Emerging from the 'banter run' like:
Comments
I feel compelled to point out that Sambo turned out to be a pretty effective CP last time he was elected.
Behind all of the boyish banter and bluster there lies an intelligent and thoughtful team player!
I thought it was vice versa?
:3
Who knows.
Awwwww.... I thought I was going to be voting for a mad man...
Nah turns out I'm now 'like a in game hero to hundreds'
Nifty= Bad
Give us a chance mate
Good thing he isn't a Nifty candidate then.
Sambo's announcement of running for CP came out of left field, at least for me.
Also it wasn't hinted at or mentioned on the feed either. Sambo is running of his own volition.
probs cos I'm not in the feed tbf
You're not missing much mate, we've just had 20 comments discussing why we can't meet in Birmingham and a rhyming game based on "NIFTY/SHIFTY"
BP = retarded
that's not very nice Addaway
It's quite ... military.
So is the game 😉
i like this guy vury much.
Thank you PLUTO HQ buddy
Strike team yay!
Ok lets be serious.
1. You were PLUTO's public relations officer last month right, and didn't write a single article. If you can't do that job why should I vote for you for CP?
2. No mention of the fact France has what 10 times our cash, what about that?
3. You are MoD, why not do that weeks ago? Or were you saving the idea to pad out your manifesto?
4. One person, one person got pissy...
5. meh
I was PRO last month. Sambo is this month
Alliance page needs updating 😛
Hiya Rory.
I added someone with your avatar on Steam last night. Hope I got the right you. 😃
Yeah that was me, I see you play cs go, I play with croc a fair bit, we'll have to have a game at some point 🙂
I'm up for CS 😉
Think I'm already friends with you on there, I'll invite you next time we play.
I would have wrote more. But Pluto didn't do much...
1. As Aaron said I had a month off PROing
2. Yeah they have the cash. Doesn't mean we can't fight them
3. I literally got the idea last night and I only got the full MoD position half way through the term due to a resignation
4. Meh
5. Gotta have some fun mate otherwise what's the point in life/elife?
Ffs you write a serious article three hours before day change
"People got all pissy" it was like 100% just Addaway tbf
meh
u have the lgbt vote
"I will also know which MUs are German owned ones using the MoD name and know which MoD MUs actually have COs set"
hurrdurr