[Rezo's Legacy] News on the current wars

Day 3,163, 12:41 • Published in North Macedonia Spain • by Lord Doel

Editors Note:

I have never decided to make a mocking news article, but the situation seriously demands it, also article is in english because i cant speak Macedonian 🙁... so have fun and please, enjoy :3
Also i would love to say while i use the word Kebab as a joke, that food is awesome as hell, its on my top5 of personal taste foods xD.

Despite an unforgetable week of Macedonian, Bulgarian and Spaniard work (and other countries too but i feel like i could be mentioning all seventy-something countries because everything has done something but thats not the point... xD), the war continues. Macedonia decided to be the hero and save Spain from the opression of USA, Hungary and Argentina, they atacked the root of the evil and they deleted it in what some people define as the "nights of nightmares".


Where is your God now Argentina? You should have never abandoned the old ways of Roto in favor of Dioism.


It seems Argentina is suffering some brain damage after the battle. Apparently they though an AS from USA would be enough to save them... we have some live footage of a meeting between Greece and Argentina to discuss the future options after Macedonian Brigadiers b*tchslaped the USA Airforces. Argentina seems optimistic.
Mama Greece tries to proove there is still hope for Syndicate...

But not everything is happiness on this war, while the theater of wars in South America is favorable, in the Balkans, the evil Greeks of the south leaded by the evil Yogurt Lord Kleanthis. decided to invade Bulgaria with the aid of the Kebab Special Forces guided by the Kebab Lord LawyeR... Both combined have prooveen to be a match for the ever mighty Bulgaria, which for now has alredy turned the tide against the Kebabs and tries to stop the evil Greeks from trepassing their holy grounds in Ruse.

The battlefield is on fire, but Bulgaria alredy seized the first round.

The War Theater in the eastern Balkans still moving, despite that, we know that Bulgaria will win this battle and justice will be made of the evil criminal Syndicate!
In red the advance of Greek forces untill the battle of Ruse, on green the Turkish attempt to invade Bulgaria, which rebuked in the blue advance of Bulgaria over Turkey.

On another big and important topic (and now on a serious note).
This week has been a very important week for Macedonia, not only they managed to become a hero (at least for Spaniards :3), they managed to steal the top damage crown from Serbia this week, they managed to defeat Argentina in their own lands, something that did not happen in a very long time, they did manage to beat the shit out of USA while also they are helping Bulgaria and Spain on their own battles.
One might think "they wont last long with this rhytm"... in my personal opinion... this game has become a game where countries only think about receiving... Seeing people which actually spent money for doing this, doing it for an ally, inconditionally, without even being in the same alliance... this is heartwarming.

So...


Stay tuned for more!
Yours
Rezo :3


PS: Also its a common tradition on Spain to end articles with a coolpic, so there it goes :3