[Reform] Blame Scarfar For Multi Votes, He Is Probably An Ajay Multi

Day 2,777, 04:58 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby


*stumbles on stage with a half-bottle of Talisker*

UKRP, UKRP & UKRP. This is one of the many things Socrates forgot to mention when lecturing on the most virtuous form of government. Happily however we in UKRP haven’t (forgotten), and are still more or less operable since our founding in ~400bc at some shabby Greek wine den. We’ve come a long way since then; inventing whisky, discovering and founding Great Britain, giving Einstein a few tips on his Big Bomb. These are all things I can probably be sued for claiming. But given the murky legal basis of eRep (see Ajay vs Ajay ruling), it would probably be safer to focus on our glorious efforts on eRep.

It’s safe to say we have changed a lot since Reform was first opened in December 2007 by the infamous shadowukcs, 2nd party created in the eUK after the disastrous ‘erepublik erepublik party’ made by the UK’s first citizen and general idiot Snow Gibbon. When I joined we were going through the process of exiling SaraDroz and Goku Jones for being traitorous yank/canafags. My first ever article for the party apparently warned that “Things are absolutely awful at the moment. A bloke in our IRC Channel said that “+Krems|AFK: you should just embrace homosexuality”. I reckon that’s wrong and not the correct path for the UKRP Machine, the only gay PP should be in the TUP party. His advice should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.” I think Reform has helped refine a slightly better serious sillyness since then...

But essentially that is mostly the message I’ve got from the party after my 5 years of membership. That we can recognise and engage with the game, can understand it and can safely mock it. That the primary enjoyment is through the participation of the community and generally to have a laugh. This is why the usual crew of Goku, BigAnt, Dapper, Ajay and sons will have an integral part of society like we do, coz otherwise things would get very boring very quickly. Serious sillyness. It can work

Those with an impeccable taste of journalism may have read yesterday that I was considerin’ runnin for CP. After a chat with the other PPs I think I can confirm that I’ll be in the UKRP primary on the 30th. Car crash manifesto should be drafted before then should I not be caught with my King Willy multi! *hands admins a wad of cash*

UKRP, UKRP & UKRP. Socrates nearly said it…


Appleby
Keeper of the Drinks