[PoTUS] Elect Custer: Let’s Make Things Interesting!

Day 2,600, 20:11 • Published in USA USA • by George Armstrong Custer
this is OhFU 2600
It’s Time to Push the Button!
[PoTUS] Elect Custer: Let’s Make Things Interesting!
Dateline: January 3, 2015 (Day 2600)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: - We’ll Meet Again (Dr. Strangelove ending)
Does anyone ever really listen to these? I try to pick relevant stuff...

Editor’s Note: This is not a test. This is not satire. This is serious sh-t, brother. Serious sh-t.



These are Choices? Really?

As of publication of this edition, here’s what the Presidential ballot looks like.

Wild Owl: Been there, done that. Business as usual.
as GeorgeS Trolls: This is the best the Socialists have to offer?
Dr_Devil: American Freedom Alliance.. Enough said.
George Armstrong Custer: Airstrike Serbia on Day One!
Ronald Gipper Reagan: Same Pizza, different day.


Party Endorsements



Wild Owl is “Supported by (12) parties” … really? Granted, the top three are Top 5 Parties. That’s some real sh-t. Truly impressive, totally legit.
But the others.. other than iNCi (are they still here?), most if not all are “caretaker” Parties taken from Ajay/Pizza/RGR during the long-endured Unity elections.
Party Endorsements, like so many of Plato’s idiotic insightful improvements, have become a bad joke, no more than a game mechanics exploit.


Custer for President. Seriously?

Sure. Why not?

I’ve been in on enough Presidential Daily Briefings to see that leadership at the top is a team effort. We’ve seen, and celebrated “drunk Presidenting.” We’ve seen absentee Presidenting. We’ve seen “business as usual” to such a degree that the country seems to be running on autopilot.

We recently engaged Spain in a War. A safe bet, very well calculated. Also boring as fu-k. The Media War was more exciting than the one on the battlefield. America slept through the victory party.

What we haven’t seen, since the ancient history days of Jewitt or Scrabman is an action packed Presidency.
What we haven’t seen in recent memory is America on the offense.
What we haven’t seen in a long, long time is a direct war with our “sworn eternal enemy,” Serbia.
What we have never seen is America dropping an Airstrike on anyone, ever.

Custer's Air Force One Cruising over Belgrade on Day One.


Are there risks involved? Of course.
We could be invaded.
Been there, done that. We survived.

The benefits, though?
Community. Nothing brings Americans together like a good War.
A big War. An expensive War. The kind of War that opens up Arm America and uses those mysterious “Reserves” we’ve been paying into since forever.
The kind of War that brings old dead players back to the game, and shows new players what that red Fight button is all about.
The kind of War that grabs your interest by the friggin’ shirt collar and shakes some life back into this game.

The kind of War that’s not “playing it safe” by lying in a non-aggression bed with our enemies.
The kind of War that redraws the lines of alliance clearly-- you’re with us, or you’re against us.
There’s a special place in eHell for our enemies, and by God it’s our job to send ‘em there.

Downtown Belgrade on Day Two

Custer’s election platform? War.
Big fat glorious War.
Kill ‘em all and let Dio sort ‘em out.




If you’re an old fu-k but not an Old Fu-k, you’re doing it wrong.


Dial in on ‘em, and as you gently squeeze one off, mutter under your breath, "Oh, F.U.!"
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Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
. . . .
PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Synesi

Shout It a Lot!

[PoTUS] Vote Custer for President!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2483658/1/20
Vote for Big Fat Glorious WAR

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859 readers know that Old Fu-ks are the best fu-ks.