[OhFU] Elect Old Fu-k Soldiers Into Congress!

Day 2,591, 22:32 Published in USA USA by George Armstrong Custer
this is OhFU 2592
Here’s the American Military Party Congressional Candidate Lineup

[OhFU] Elect Old Fu-k Soldiers Into Congress!

Dateline: Christmas Day, 2014 (Day 2592)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: - Gene Autry Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1949)
Did you know that Gene Autry wrote both Santa Claus is Coming to Town and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

Editor’s Note: Please excuse the short-but sweet nature of this article, but as of this writing I’ve got to get to bed before Santa gets here, and by the time you read this you just want to burn through it anyways.



Plato’s FUBAR, or Pilot Error!

Oh, I thought I was so slick, sending two candidates to the Feds, and two more to the AMP. I so wanted to see four Old Fu-ks in Congress this month. But this was just not to be-- whether by one of Plato’s famous unfortunate (rea😛 “too friggin’ bad”) glitches, or human error, our Old Fu-ks did not get on the Feds’ ballot.



The good news is-- and it’s really great news-- you’ll find two truly great Old Fu-k soldiers on the ballot over at the American Military Party.
Both Jason the Great and Belldandi have been around since about forever, and they’ve both dedicated their entire game time to playing the military module of this miserable wonderful game. JTG is a retired eUSArmy Commander, and Belldandi is the current eUSMarines Commander.

So.. to keep this short..

Every player who sports an avatar of any American Military Unit owes a debt of gratitude to old soldiers like these two, who have fought for our freedom since WWIII and earlier, who have kept America free and strong for some five years plus.



We owe these two old soldiers a say in guiding America.
We owe these two old soldiers a seat in Congress.
We can pay that debt with a single click, the click to vote for the American Military Party.




If you’re an old fu-k but not an Old Fu-k, you’re doing it wrong.


Join the Most Rootin’ Tootin’ Sharp Shootin’ Party in America, and proudly tell 'em all,
"Oh, F.U.!"
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Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
. . . .
PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Synesi

Shout It a Lot!

[OhFU] Put Two Old Soldiers into Congress!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2479701/1/20
Vote American Military Party for Old Fu-ks


and

Jason the Great for Congress!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2480026/1/20
Thanks, AMP, for sponsoring this Old Fu-k Soldier!


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859 readers know that Old Fu-ks are the best fu-ks.