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Dateline: Monday October 27, 2014 (Day 2533)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: Party President "Old Man" Custer
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In Today's Edition:
: 1: Oh, F.U.! We're in Congress!
: 2: OhFU SCAM Program!
: 3: The Bar is Open!
: 4: Recruitment Blurb


There's an Old Fu-k in Congress!
Thanks to a huge OhFU Media Blitz (two articles) and several pots of coffee (don't tell him it was decaf), and incredible coordination efforts (we dug up a few corpses), Old Fu-ks United secured a seat (motorized scooter in the aisle) in Congress.

OhFU Party membership soared as dead and new players alike joined to push us ahead of the Croatian-Americans and Korean Americans. Party members and Honorary Old Fu-ks across America came together to push the AMP to a nearly 16% share of Congressional seats, squeezing our 10th-listed candidate through in the closing minutes of the election.

All eyes will be on Congressman Synesi as he fights for Elders' Rights between naps at his desk. On behalf of the Old Fu-ks United and Honorary Old Fu-ks everywhere-- "Congratulations, Synesi, and don't fu-k this up!"


Announcing the OhFU SCAM Program!
_{by OhFU Congressman Synesi}
While much attention is given to new players-- there's lots of programs and resources dedicated to helping noobs get a good start on the game-- every day there are old players returning to the game who get no help.

A typical scenario is that of a player investing a couple years to the game, having V2 convert them to Level 21 or so, then becoming so dissatisfied with the devolution of this once-great game that they quit. Most likely, they divested themselves flat broke on the way out-- gave it all to their Party, their Military Unit, their friends… gave all they had worked for back to the community.

So now they return-- mostly for the friends they'd made, but out of curiosity… maybe eRep has rehabilitated and is worth trying again. So they log in, they un-dead themselves, and they have a look around.
So now we have a player who has experience in the Old World, former community leaders, team players who bleed red-white-and-blue.. dropping into the New World at Level 21. With only the one Free Training Center. Maybe one Food and three Food Raw Companies. And no cash, no gold, no way to really get back on track.

That's okay, eRep will help them out. Our government has programs to help them out.
Oh, wait-- no, they won't.

But they'll find the game and the state of this nation so interesting and stimulating that it'll be worth playing at noob levels! Companies and Training aren't that important, right? It's cool to be five years old, scratching to buy Food and fighting bare-handed in Division 1.

It's up to the private sector to help save these valuable players, to help them to be able to play and to want to stay. It's up to us. It's up to you.


We're already sitting on $2000 cash and 25 Gold-- seed money for the OhFU's Senior eCitizens Assistance Money (SCAM) Program. Custer's meeting with a major contributor to secure more.

We're collecting funds ahead of the rollout so when the time comes we can make a solid impact that will benefit not only a few initial recipients but our community as a whole.
Donations of any size and type-- cash, gold, tanks, food-- should be sent to George Armstrong Custer, Synesi or "Libby" Bacon.

There will be public accountability of every dime in and out.
Donations can be publicly credited or remain anonymous.

Let's hear from a couple high rollers-- you know who you are, and you remember how we rocked the Challenge Coins program.

Let's start the OhFU SCAM Program out big, people.
Let's lift up a couple old players and give 'em a good shove.
Let's return some investment to players who have already invested in us.


Oh, F.U.! The Bar is OPEN!
OhFU's own IRC room, #Depends, has Barkeep installed!

***Cerb joined #depends
Custer hey Cerb! long time, no see!
Custer ?beer Schlitz for Cerb
Barkeep checks the fridge for bottle of Schlitz…
Barkeep hands the bottle of Schlitz to Cerb
Barkeep That'll be $4, Custer
Cerb Schlitz… seriously?
Custer sure! keeps ya regular!

Bathroom's too far away? Just sit there and wet yourself. #Depends


For Fun and Excitement...!
Join the fastest growing Party in town, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!".


Your OhFU Party President, George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
Vice President Zheng He, Councillor Kria Erikson, and Congressman Synesi

Shout It a Lot!

OhFU Congressman Announces SCAM Program!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2461265/1/20
Go ahead, pull my finger! #Depends

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