[Not PoTUS] Custer: Why America Won't Impeach Wild Owl
Day 2,635, 23:12
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by George Armstrong Custer
this is OhFU 2636
Dateline: February 7, 2015 (Day 2636)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: I'm Only Sleeping - The Beatles "White Album"
Editor’s Note: The Old Fu-ks roll on. See you at the Party!
Congratulations, President Wild Owl
I was never going to win this election. If I had actually run, I wouldn't have won the election. I just forgot to take myself off the ballot. And still beat Dr_Devill by a country mile.
ACTUALLY... I came in third, behind my hippie brother, Jude Conners. I don't know why he dropped off the ballot, but as it stands, I'm there as the second-most vote-getter.
Wild Owl won't screw this up, but he could.
And America won't impeach him. Not on a bet.
Because I'm Joe Biden. I'm Spiro Agnew. I'm... **shudder** Walter Mondale.
Wake me up around Party President election time
RL really has me jammin'. I barely log in and 2-click anymore.
I did manage to get one Old Fu-k elected to Congress-- rock solid Jason The Great. We missed getting a second Old Fu-k elected.
I have collected a little more funds for the OhFU SCAM, and reached out to a few potential recipients. They didn't respond, so they're out. I'll find someone else to lift up next month.
Party membership was up for a bit, but quitting players who check into the OhFU Hospice tend to die off, so we're down again.
Otherwise... the Old Fu-ks United Party is doing exactly what it was intended to do-- not much. We're all here pretty much to get away from Party politics, from jobs and activity and whatever else goes on.. we're just not into it.
So my going almost inactive isn't hurting a thing.
We're all damn near inactive over here.
We're Old Fu-ks. We just don't do much. Or give two sh-ts about it.
Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
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PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Ralphy "No Pants" Ericson, and Kaptain Kidd
Shout It a Lot!
[Not PoTUS] Custer: Why America Won't Impeach Wild Owl
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2495002/1/20
I'm the Joe Biden of eAmerica
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873 readers know that Old Fu-ks are the best fu-ks.
Joe Biden, Dan Quayle, Spiro Agnew, Al Gore, Dick Cheney, Walter Mondale...
They all served just one purpose.
They all served just one purpose.
[Not PoTUS] Custer: Why America Won't Impeach Wild Owl
Dateline: February 7, 2015 (Day 2636)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: I'm Only Sleeping - The Beatles "White Album"
Editor’s Note: The Old Fu-ks roll on. See you at the Party!
Congratulations, President Wild Owl
I was never going to win this election. If I had actually run, I wouldn't have won the election. I just forgot to take myself off the ballot. And still beat Dr_Devill by a country mile.
ACTUALLY... I came in third, behind my hippie brother, Jude Conners. I don't know why he dropped off the ballot, but as it stands, I'm there as the second-most vote-getter.
Wild Owl won't screw this up, but he could.
And America won't impeach him. Not on a bet.
Because I'm Joe Biden. I'm Spiro Agnew. I'm... **shudder** Walter Mondale.
Wake me up around Party President election time
RL really has me jammin'. I barely log in and 2-click anymore.
I did manage to get one Old Fu-k elected to Congress-- rock solid Jason The Great. We missed getting a second Old Fu-k elected.
I have collected a little more funds for the OhFU SCAM, and reached out to a few potential recipients. They didn't respond, so they're out. I'll find someone else to lift up next month.
Party membership was up for a bit, but quitting players who check into the OhFU Hospice tend to die off, so we're down again.
Otherwise... the Old Fu-ks United Party is doing exactly what it was intended to do-- not much. We're all here pretty much to get away from Party politics, from jobs and activity and whatever else goes on.. we're just not into it.
So my going almost inactive isn't hurting a thing.
We're all damn near inactive over here.
We're Old Fu-ks. We just don't do much. Or give two sh-ts about it.
If you’re an old fu-k but not an Old Fu-k, you’re doing it wrong.
We don't have to be awake to play this miserable game.. Oh, F.U.!
.Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
. . . . PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Ralphy "No Pants" Ericson, and Kaptain Kidd
Shout It a Lot!
[Not PoTUS] Custer: Why America Won't Impeach Wild Owl
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2495002/1/20
I'm the Joe Biden of eAmerica
:::
:::
873 readers know that Old Fu-ks are the best fu-ks.
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Oh Fu-k! I'm in! 🙂
I actually tried to start a party message before elections since the old man seemed busy, then realized I had no friends after I got passed Zheng He. Oh fu-k it I been fine doing nothing anyway.
You might want to watch calling yourself Walter Mondale...he got thrashed by Ronald Reagan (a.k.a. The Gipper).
Every political system needs a Spiro Agnew...\o/
One other thing, I doubt the Owl will fuck it up; after all he was taught by Artela....
We've reached out to 3008's VP of the Earth, headless body of Agnew, for comment on this article. His response is telling, "Rrrrrraaaarrrrrrr, nnnnuuurrrrhhhhhh."
Old Fu-ks roll on!
Ah a quiet afternoon, sitting in the sun on the ol' porch swing, drinking vodka and 7up.What could be better.