[NNA] The Third of July : An Interview With Willy

Day 2,782, 09:52 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by National Newspaper Association






BORING. BORING. BORING.



It's been a quiet week. We have no country. The Argentinians are still here. The news has been a bit slow.

Anyway we've still got to churn something out so...









Colin pretty much sums up the "meh" that is around at the moment. He's been silent. You've been silent. We've all been silent.

Well apart from when UKRP bought the news...




Good God it's been dull. I mean we're including a report from the Ministry of Finance! It's just graphs and decimal points...







In a desperate attempt to alleviate the tedium Neil Lewis went and found some jokes. Yep,it's got that bad.




We even went and looked at the MoD paper for the latest orders on where to fight...



In his or her first article SubtleBlade has become soooo bored that he or she has even questioned the value of the Soldier of Fortune Competition thing. As if the admin would create a thing that requires you to put in more to get less...



Not the greatest article but Mike did find something that passed the time and kept us occupied for several days.




Then things got so exciting.
We could not contain our excitement.
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
It just got so exciting.







Yes a CP candidate wrote an article saying they was going to run for CP.
COULD THINGS GET ANY MORE CRAZY?!





No.




We're not being funny but if we're including a raffle things are bad. Don't get us wrong - we love community stuff but someone do something exciting!




Yep. We're linking you to a beauty contest. To be fair it is quite fun and has some of our very own posing in some...interesting outfits. Go and have a look it'll cheer you up a bit.


FINALLY




Our King is looking for a Queen. If you feel you have the ability to perform such a duty then click on the picture and apply within. We have been told of one applicant and there's probably no point in anyone else applying because said applicant probably has this in the bag...


Speaking of queens and the like...




In what may come as a surprise this week we interviewed King William the Great.

So yeah...





NNA: What makes you play Erepublik?

KWtG: I like election based games. It ruins it when people make bots, but if there aren't any bots then it is fun convincing real people to support you over the "bad guys".

NNA: Why do you think you divide opinion so much within our country?

KWtG: Haters gonna hate! Most of this is because of a few oldfags trying to perpetuate personal hatred. I've done nothing hostile against Britain. In fact I am one of the greatest Patriots for the eUK today. There are some who don't want to hear a differing viewpoint. Not all of us worship Woldy as some sort of eternal Kingly deity. I believe the House of Windsor to be the rightful rulers of Britannia!

NNA: To clarify and put to bed this issue once and for all - have you ever played this game before and if so who were you?

KWtG: Sure. A long time ago. It doesn't really matter who I was? However some people think I was someone who did a LOT of good for a party which now leads the unholy PTO crusade against me. IF I was this guy.... looks like I did a pretty good job reviving a falling party. 😉
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NNA: Who should we talk to next?

KWtG: Perhaps Bruce Wayne. I think he provides a voice that should be heard as well! I heard he is Batman too, but you didn't get that from me!




We're not having a star this week. Instead we'll roll the money over and have a double star jackpot. So write more exciting things.


If you want us to consider an article you've seen or written drop us a line. If you don't suggest it and we don't include it then you forfeit the right to complain.


Bye for now,

The NNA