[News] Sir Jimmy's News - Day 2,595

Day 2,595, 17:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Jimmy Savile

Hey all, sorry its been a while but I've been busy opening my Christmas presents and sobering up. So here's my new article on eUK events and will try to catch up on stuff.

Government

So we have are congress at long last, lets take a look at it.

Congress

TUP - They got 27% of all votes which gave them 12 congressmen

UKPP - They got 25% of all votes which gave them 10 congressmen

WRP - They got 20% of all votes which gave them 8 congressmen

UKRP - They got 17% of all votes which gave them 7 congressmen

PCP - They got 10% of all votes which gave them 4 congressmen

Administration

Lets go over everything our leader and new congress have been doing.

MPP with Ukraine was accepted.

MPP with Thailand was accepted.

New Citizen Message ......... Don't ask

Work Tax was Increased and accepted. This will explain why you're pay is less. Also this is what the tax was before we were wiped, so we are just resetting.

President Impeachment was declined. Our leader has made it clear that hes going to hunt down all the 15 voters that said yes, god bless their souls.

MPP This was declined.

Donate 200 CC to eUK Ministry of Innuendo. I didn't even know the ministry existed or what it does. The donate was declined.

Other News

ePoland have signed an NAP, but the terms to the NAP are questionable. You can get the offical report from Here.

Benefits;
1. Poland gets its originals back
Poland get their homeland back and small production bonus

3. Asteria members do not atack Poland (NE, DoW, AS or any new way that admins may come up with)
This will mean that Poland wont have any big countries directly attacking them

Cons;
2. Slovakia, Czech Republic, Germany, Netherlands, Denmark, Belgium, France are in the pro Asterian* zone of influence
This is a lot of land to surrender and doesn't give Poland much room to expand

6. Argentina, Greece, Hungary, Romania, Serbia are free to pass a Natural Enemy law without affecting the NAP if Poland directly or indirectly using its allies or a 3-rd party take actions that harms the integrity of Asteria or its zones of interest (placing of combat orders, DO, COD)
This is the tricky part, any MU can set a CO and DO against Asteria, This means that is a MU supports an attack against Asteria then Poland loses the contract

I think that number 6 is a dodgy one. You can't prove if it's the CP telling an MU to support an attack on Asteria, or if the MU is acting on its own. Only time will tell if the NAP will work.

The Weather Today

Storms in Canada while they are trying RW against Croatia but are losing.

Sunshine in Bulgaria as they and Romania continue to killing each other.

Raining bullets over Spain. Portugal and Spain are attacking each other in 2 places. Spain have liberated 2 regions and USA are holding the northern regions.

Showers over Germany as they have a RW against Serbia. CO up for 80 CC. Best offer today.

Cloudy over Poland as they get ready to take their homeland back.

Last Bit
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