[News] Sir Jimmy's News - Day 2,595
Sir Jimmy Savile
Hey all, sorry its been a while but I've been busy opening my Christmas presents and sobering up. So here's my new article on eUK events and will try to catch up on stuff.
Government
So we have are congress at long last, lets take a look at it.
Congress
TUP - They got 27% of all votes which gave them 12 congressmen
UKPP - They got 25% of all votes which gave them 10 congressmen
WRP - They got 20% of all votes which gave them 8 congressmen
UKRP - They got 17% of all votes which gave them 7 congressmen
PCP - They got 10% of all votes which gave them 4 congressmen
Administration
Lets go over everything our leader and new congress have been doing.
MPP with Ukraine was accepted.
MPP with Thailand was accepted.
New Citizen Message ......... Don't ask
Work Tax was Increased and accepted. This will explain why you're pay is less. Also this is what the tax was before we were wiped, so we are just resetting.
President Impeachment was declined. Our leader has made it clear that hes going to hunt down all the 15 voters that said yes, god bless their souls.
MPP This was declined.
Donate 200 CC to eUK Ministry of Innuendo. I didn't even know the ministry existed or what it does. The donate was declined.
Other News
ePoland have signed an NAP, but the terms to the NAP are questionable. You can get the offical report from Here.
Benefits;
1. Poland gets its originals back
Poland get their homeland back and small production bonus
3. Asteria members do not atack Poland (NE, DoW, AS or any new way that admins may come up with)
This will mean that Poland wont have any big countries directly attacking them
Cons;
2. Slovakia, Czech Republic, Germany, Netherlands, Denmark, Belgium, France are in the pro Asterian* zone of influence
This is a lot of land to surrender and doesn't give Poland much room to expand
6. Argentina, Greece, Hungary, Romania, Serbia are free to pass a Natural Enemy law without affecting the NAP if Poland directly or indirectly using its allies or a 3-rd party take actions that harms the integrity of Asteria or its zones of interest (placing of combat orders, DO, COD)
This is the tricky part, any MU can set a CO and DO against Asteria, This means that is a MU supports an attack against Asteria then Poland loses the contract
I think that number 6 is a dodgy one. You can't prove if it's the CP telling an MU to support an attack on Asteria, or if the MU is acting on its own. Only time will tell if the NAP will work.
The Weather Today
Storms in Canada while they are trying RW against Croatia but are losing.
Sunshine in Bulgaria as they and Romania continue to killing each other.
Raining bullets over Spain. Portugal and Spain are attacking each other in 2 places. Spain have liberated 2 regions and USA are holding the northern regions.
Showers over Germany as they have a RW against Serbia. CO up for 80 CC. Best offer today.
Cloudy over Poland as they get ready to take their homeland back.
Last Bit
All comments will be taken as constructive criticism and I will correct any mistakes. I will leave a ^ to mark where I've edited and will reward sent to the first person to correct my mistake.
Comments
v+s o/
I don't think several of those countries listed under item 2 of the NAP are at all happy (well with the exception of Chris1983 in Belgium). The impression is being given that none of the those countries had voices of their own and that now they are going to be under the 'benign protection' of Asteria somehow they are free. Apparently nobody is going to be allowed to attack countries such as Belgium, which presumably means if Belgium asks for our help, like they did this month, we are not going to be allowed by Asteria to honour our duties under the NSPP.
I agree, the contract seems a bit off, It's as if the contract was written and Poland's CP just agreed. It's as if he hasn't tried to get anything for his country other then the homeland. But I suppose its better then nothing
We're not part of Poland's NAP and we might just be crazy enough to attack Hungary if they mess with NSPP on our borders. I'd support it.
We ain't attacking Hungary 😉
....... For some reason I hope Hungry attack a NSPP member. I'll be in div 2 in no time 😛
Wayne shut up can't you see I'm trying to start a fight. 🙁
Fuck NAPs