【MoFA】Recent rude insertions (1) USA

Day 3,793, 18:54 • Published in United Kingdom North Macedonia • by Foreign Office

Greetings all. After two months under the stewardship of the biggest known scammer in the history of the eUK, I have decided to overthrow Aaron and make myself de-facto MoFA. Thankfully, I've got a strong team behind me, and we'll be doing our best to update you with articles every three days: be they historical, currentical, or otherwiseical. As we haven't had a decent batch of analysis for a while, in today's article I'll be leading you all on a journey around the globe, as we delve into the mysterious world called war.

As a war game, it's a reflection of the previous few months that actual real war is newsworthy: we should be fighting real wars all the time, right? INCORRECT, previous months have seen countries focus on rebuilding their reserves through the use of agreed training wars, akin to our current deal with Croatia. One country wins the 'direct' invasion, whilst the other countries releases their regions unopposed through Resistance wars, creating countless medal opportunities for both sides, and ensuring that there is a place for people to receive True Patriot medals.

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However, we find ourselves with real war, and beef amonst friends in various parts of the world. Today, we'll be looking at rude insertions in the North American theatre, but future articles will also take a peak at other insertions in The Baltics, The Balkans, and South East Asia.

So we will begin by first looking at the USA insertion. This all started with a triple-sided hit, with Ireland, Croatia and Egypt striking in the first round of insertions. Ireland and Croatia (France) had natural borders, thus could use a Natural enemy proposal to start a war for free. As Egypt did not have a border, they had to use a more expensive, and more risky, Airstrike proposal to attack. As wars require borders, this made the Egyptian invasion the most risky, and Pacifica(USA and its allies) duly focused the majority of their fighting on the Egyptian front. With billions of damage tanked by both sides, and almost 60 million CC spent by funding fighters using combat orders, it is one of the biggest battles in recent history. Ultimately, thanks to huge tanking from Croatia, the Egyptians were successful.

Since the initial landing, Egyptian wars were largely ignored, as Croatian wars too, with the USA adopting a strategy focused on reclaiming regions from the perceived weakest attacker: Ireland. As of writing, Croatia has doubled-back on itself, and is chasing the USA west-wards, presumably to rescue Ireland. Thus, the USA duly once again changed priorities, and have begun to once again ignore the Irish front.

Instead, the USA has called on its allies to once again bail them out, and they duly followed with Airstrike proposals. As of writing, Latvia have targetted Thailand, whilst Sweden and Poland have targetted Egypt.

Over the coming days, it is more than likely that Egypt and Thailand will be removed from the American theatre, however the elephant in the room, remains. Our allies Lithuania, Bulgaria and Macedonia sit prettily in USA regions, with limited and sporadic resistance.

With behemoths such as Romania (who have borders with Croatian held USA regions, and USA original regions thanks to their residency in Quebec) and Serbia (who have borders with Alaska, thanks to their residency in Yukon, it is without a doubt that even with assistance from their allies, Pacifica face an up-hill path to prevent an eventual wipe (complete occupation) of America.

Combined with that, pro-Asterian powers such as Spain, France, Portugal, and of course, The United Kingdom all sit with borders to American regions, leaving various tactical manoevres on the table for pro-Asteria in the coming dyas. Combined with the fact Hungary will also join the American theatre thanks to a recently passed Airstrike, it seems that there is little chance of America remaining on the map unless some kind of deal can be negotiated.

In the next MoFA article, I will be outlining the rest of the rude insertions going on, with a focus on the Baltic and Balkan arenas. Don't forget to subscribe to this paper to ensure you receive future updates!
PS yes I am also MoFA now
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