[MoD] Orders Day 2,741 || Fight for UK against Montenegro
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Fight smart
Damage done in a battle that doesn't need it is damage thrown away. If it is not needed there, fighting there only serves to waste your time and supplies. Try to fight in one of our priority battles which have the damage under 55%. Use your intelligence - if we have three priorities open, fight in the highest priority where your damage is needed.
From your favourite little rascal,
Sambo
Comments
I'm not Sambo... Who am I?
Is it me?
If you don't know, a doctor might be a help
I'm beyond help.
Wook is heariest man I"ve ever met and he don"t need doctor for hair 😃
Well done MoD team o7
o/
Honestly that was the hardest article I've ever written
o7
WHERE THE F*CK IS WILL SMITH AND/OR BILL MURRAY IN THE MoD ARTICLES?!?!?!
Have you signed up for classes at Paul & Wook's University of Life?
No. Where do I find this place?
Behind the bins at the back of Samir's Kebabs. Ask for Big Ed.
WOOKIEO YOU SLAAAAG. WHERE'S WILL AND/OR BILL????
It's a new theme. Deal with it
We won unprecedented battles through their stewardship, it's like renaming a ship.
Vote N. 100!!!
o'1
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