[LAP] Mandatory Congressional Article

Day 2,341, 12:46 • Published in USA USA • by Oblige
Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 21, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will continue using the same article as I have always.

First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!


This term: I will be running with the Liberty Advancement Party.

If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Yell at Idiots
★ Give iRule777 more hugs/waves
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information



My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Twenty term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Three term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ One term We the People Party President
★ We the People Founding Member
★ One term Liberty Advancement Party President
★ Liberty Advancement Party Founding Member
★ Economics Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil



So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote for the LIBERTY ADVANCEMENT PARTY

Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2392799/1/20
Liberty Advancement Party for Congress!