[Garmr] Vote Garmr - USWP - Tennessee

Day 2,773, 12:10 Published in USA Poland by Garmr

My fellow Americans,

I can't even remember the last time I felt like bothering with congress. But here I am, feeling like bothering with congress. So vote Garmr, under USWP, in Tennessee. Oh, wait, that's not a thing anymore. Just go and vote USWP then.

Reasons to elect me:
1. I'm god damn swole as fuck bro, just look at my avatar. I can beat your dad at armwrestling while I lift your mom over my head with the other arm.
2. I hang out on irc and improve morale with epic songs and tales of my adventures.

Oh, and I've occupied various functions here and there over the world.


Whatever happens, it's an election day tomorrow. So go out and vote, because I COMMMANDDDDD YOU TO VOTE!




One love,
Garmr