[Evry4POTUS] Glove is Not Love

Day 1,686, 21:27 • Published in USA USA • by George S. Patton Jr

I don't think the answer for President falls to Glove, whose proven he's an incompetent President, facts are facts. I tell you 10 damn good reasons to vote Evry

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard the words “Glove” and “Messiah” used in the same sentence. To some, Glove is a spotless god-like figure who will save America from the scourge Oneness. I’m totally sick of hearing and reading your hero-worshiping crap, folks. Let’s face reality: like so many other powerful politicians in this country, Glove sucks:


1. The Race Car😛 Whether it be in suggesting that anyone who doesn’t vote for him because he is white is probably a republican, or in blaming Isreal administration racism on a slow response to Aquitaine, Glove is quite comfortable playing the race card.

2. Anti-Brozil: After the Glove campaign released a newspaper disparaging other candidates for their ties to the third pillar Brozil, stated that the Glove Campaign was “engaging in the worst kind of anti-Brozil stereotyping.”

3. Corrupt Buddies: Ajay A.k.a Pizza, a long time friend and fund-raiser for Glove, was indicted last fall on federal charges that accuse him of having a tiny pee pee and creating millions of multi's. When asked about his friend, Glove said, “I’ve never done any favors for him.” This turned out to be a lie, as evidence turned up proving that Glvoe had written letters to eRep officials praising Ajay's practices.

4. Wal-Mart Ties: While bashing of Wal-Mart’s labor practices in public, Obama has been profiting from their business through the money his wife made as a member of the board of directors for a company that produces food for the mega-corporation.

5. Religious Ties: Is Glove a Muslim? Is he a Christian? Nobody is 100% sure, but it is true that Glove was raised in a Muslim family and at one time attended an Islamic school. He currently claims to be a convert to Christianity, but some are concerned about his Muslim upbringing.

6. Anti-Second Amendment: Glove is one of the most anti-Second Amendment legislators in the country. He supports a ban the sale or transfer of all forms of semi-automatic weapons.

7. Gas-guzzler: Glove might attack American automakers for not making enough environmental friendly automobiles, but when he goes home he drives a gas-guzzling V-8 hemi-powered Chrysler 300.

8. Glove Ringtones: The most annoying campaign tool ever.

9.Ronald Regan: I take back what I said about the ringtones. This guy is far more annoying.

10. His Unelectable Name: Glove Hussein Obama, ’nuff said.

Oh wait this isn't foxnews.com......