[EN] Congress elections in [not only] ePoland

Day 1,709, 13:22 • Published in Poland Lithuania • by pokstasq
Dear citizens of ePoland [and eRepublik],

As many of you know, today is a very important day for ePoliticians of the New World. It is in fact important, but for a honest, respectful one it should be a holiday, a day off when he/she and all the others with big smiles just give their votes and wait for the results. Or is it really? - You know the answer, but I'd like to talk a little bit more in details.

First of all I should introduce myself since majority of you likely don't have even the slightest idea who I am. I'm not a real citizen of ePoland (just in case you haven't noticed), I'm immigrant from eLithuania seeking more bonuses as you could expect. Upon getting citizenship of this country I had to fill a form and agree to an unwritten rule to be not involved in politics [of this country] (well, actually nobody reminded me of it, maybe I can afterall?).

However, unexpectedly (you got me, I did expect), in the eve of this important day I received a very friendly message from Mixliarder a person I've never met (with a little exaggeration). Here it is:



I felt so honored that I decided to play along a little bit:



After saying no twice people usually hears the message and leaves you. However, this guy felt it's really important. Can you guess what he wrote next?



Now even I wanted to check his profile. I humbly insist you doing the same (lies). The guy is quite old and mighty I should add. He must pretty famous in ePoland – invited probably more than 120 people (12 SB medals) and is well known. Also, as he said he got even 41 CM medals already. Does he even have holidays from such a hard work?

I bet you won't guess my answer 😛 (unless you know me of course), but here it is:



His reaction was what you might call of a true citizen of Loland. Don't laugh you probably have reacted the same (I'm talking to everyone and no offense meant guys and gals):



Why the hell I am writing you might ask? There are a couple of serious [and not so] reasons:
1. It's kind of annoying to get plain message/MU post/Wall post, etc asking to vote for him/her or his/her friend/party member 25th of every month. At least give a heart to write an extraordinary message or just add a nude picture (kidding).
2. Citizens of ePoland, you should know what your vMoFAs (or with other titles) are doing when letting in immigrants like me – collecting the data (I filled the form) and asking later to vote.
3. ePoland is quite a big and strong country, currently my eHome. Is it really ruled by the guys who spam the most?
4. I want to ask you, dear ePoliticians, to reconsider the possibility for an immigrant to participate in your eCongress elections (actually I'm more interested in seeing how does things run from the inside than getting those 5g for the medal).

Finally, you're probably wondering (I bet not) did I vote for anybody after all? I'd like to hear your opinion and if, who might he/she be 🙂

For the spamless Congress [and not only] elections!!!
pokstasq



P.S. To be fair I must add another not so interesting case with mpakosh: