[DB-PF] You Need Me On That Wall!

Day 2,093, 11:50 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by Rico Suave


Ladies and Gentlemen of the Dignity Brigade - Politial Faction!
In two days you will have to choose the party's destiny and future.


The Salesman

One the one hand you have your Salesman. A man who has "wormed" (no offence) his way through the political landscape of eSouth Africa. He has done brilliant things for this country and our party. Not so long ago I told him he was the single most important thing to happen to us since Jizzie threw the shackles of tyranny back in '09. I'm of course talking about Mr Kilgannon.

What you have to ask yourselves though, is if this man a Guardian? Is he fit to serve on the Wall? Does he possess the fortitude to stick to his guns or is this a man who's talents are better employed on different posts? I think you know the answer.


The Nostalgic

On the other hand you have your Nostalgic. His pencil is sharp and his wit is unparallelled. Will he spearhead change like he did in '09? Will he leave it to his successor to sort out his mess like he did in '09? Does he even know what the game has become since then? Does he know which buttons to press? Can he arrange the congress list on the 24th? I don't know. I only know Mr McGuire is what some people call a Beta Giant and others an Old Fool.

Let's not find out how much damage he can do.


The Guardian

Lastly you have your Guardian, a creature who has stood by you in the worst of times. He has worn the heavy burden of presidency without complaining (well, almost without complaining) for many terms. These were the terms when Kilgannon was out frolicking in competing parties and McGuire shirked responsibility. I am the rock of the DB-PF.

You don't even have to ask yourselves, you know I'm the one you want for the job.