[CPF] TheSmoke for Party Pirate?

Day 2,186, 17:59 • Published in Canada Poland • by TheSmoke

This one is for Tom Joad,

YELLOW, everyone. I am once again announcing to the eWorld my intent of PTOing the Canadian Progressive Front. The plan will be simple, and very effective. I shall commence this PTO immediately after my recognition of Captain Pirate.

First, I plan to take down the party by helping out all members who require food and weapons. For the past 4 months, I have poisoned dozens of members with thousands worth of energy through free food, and I have armed the rebellion with well over 1500 Q7 tanks, and hundreds of Q6's. This shall continue.

Secondly, I have been able to offer accurate and helpful information to the party and eCan as a whole. For people who cannot afford to buy endless amounts of gold, the ability to read the markets, know when to buy, when to sell can be quite helpful. As a trained pirate, thar be gold out there laddies.

Thirdly, I have helped our party elect a pretty solid group of individuals to Congress. I demand them all to vote the way I say so, or else its back to the poop deck for all of you! Well ok, poop deck for lance lucky only, the rest are free to voice their opinions, and given opportunities to grow. I expect another good team for the month of Xmas!

4thly, this pirate is active both in game, on the forums, and in IRC. Often, I will shout out YELLOW, to warn my fellow yellow belly buddies of rough seas ahead. For a helping hook is always grand!

five, YARRRR.

So come tomorrow's morn, when the sun be glistening of yer YELLA bellies, remember the PTO pirate of the seven seas, and vote TheSmoke for PP.

Chow mother truckers...