[CPF] Lets Shotgun a Win
Day 2,373, 20:51
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by TheSmoke
This one is for Tom Joad,
You know that feeling, shotgunning a beer, at about 3/4's way through yur gut expands faster than the big bang, the cold bubbles eating away at your throat, and you start noticing your bud is about to beat you? Well you give a good ole burp through the nose, make that little extra room in the beer shed, and finish er off. Canada I think is at this point.
We have been fighting the Americans for some time now, and considering we are doing about an 1/8 of their damage, we are holding our own to an extent. We have been a big distraction to the USA from helping their Allies (doesn't take much
😛) and a huge money drain from their treasury. Reports vary but I believe several million USD has been spent trying to keep us down. This all comes at a cost to Canadians from all corners. I personally lend a thank you to Rylde who had done more than anyone could have expected. He did not gain us our freedom, but he gave us one hell of a fight. The efforts are now in the hands of DMV and team, as well as all of us.
I do not know much, I do not know much about this AirStrike either, but by the sounds of it, Argentina is giving us some land to ensure we hold a Congress, generate a small bit of income, and keep control of taxes etc. These are all very beneficial things, I am just unsure if we are doing this at the right time. We have gained some regions back from the USA, and could RW several more as well if things stay the course. It comes down to how much the USA wants to continue spending on our regions. Our pocket books have been stretched but I would like to see the signing of several big hitting allies, and the war chest for CO's built upon.
I don't consider this AirStrike to be running away, I just feel our focus should be on the final push of this cold a$$ beer, not the watered down crap coming from Merica. I have trust in our government and their efforts to provide some relief for Canada, and will fight hard for my part, but let us not forget the real loser at the party, our occupiers!
Cheers,
TheSmoke
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This war is a marathon, we don't have to be able to run faster than the eUS just outlast them. The reason this AS makes sense at this time is that we have considerable support for it from our allies and it will help us get a Congress to gain access to our funds currently help hostage by this wipe. Those funds will be critical to our efforts moving forward. Let's not forget that Congress medals also pump gold into the pockets of our citizens which can lead to additional strength/damage, etc.
The Indian AS will hopefully reinvigorate our community and allow us the breathing room we need to stay active and focused on F***ing up the eUS from now until kingdom come.
Sounds quite reasonable to me, as those funds are just sitting idle. Be nice to see our elected officials donate their gold back to the country to help out any war efforts.
This article is a means of helping to keep the public informed of whats going on, and the fact I haven't wrote an article in some time 😛
Politically, I'm quite neutral at this point, but I believe this was a move well played DMV.
"that feeling, shotgunning a beer, at about 3/4's way through yur gut expands faster than the big bang, the cold bubbles eating away at your throat, and you start noticing your bud is about to beat you? Well you give a good ole burp through the nose, make that little extra room in the beer shed, and finish er off."
POETRY ^
Smoke you have a way with yer words!
\o/
Go Team DMV, what a sexy bunch of sexy ministers!
Good stuff!
*burp*
Airstrikes are fun! I am sure we will be the focus of resistance wars in India but for a change we will be the ones putting down the population lol.
If/when Indian region is secured, we can then focus back on Canada and waste American tax money.
I am a fan of both ideas. And am not sure which one makes me drool more 🙂
O7
Whats with the big head?
.7
~hyuu~
No, I don't know the feeling of shotgunning a beer. I drink boringly, I mean, responsibly.
*airstrike belch*