[Appleby4CP] And so the eUK despairs

Day 3,146, 10:40 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Good evenin’ lads o/,

After much plottin’ & scheming I’m exultant to announce yet another bid for CP. Notices were sent to every major PP a couple of days ago; so far UKRP and PCP have pledged their support – the two eldest parties & most ideologically opposed in the eUK is a good start 😛.

A further thanks to UKPP, ESO and the WBUKP for their backing too.

The last couple of months I've been trying to get Parliament into a reasonably functional process, before that I've been serving in an out of government pretty much since I signed up. If you're interested in eCVs...

Country President x 3,
Minister of Foreign Affairs x 7,
Minister of Finance x 5,
Minister of Home Affairs x 5,
Minister of Defence x 2,
Minister of Work x 3,
Cabinet Secretary x 13,
Deputy CP,
UK Reform PP x Too many,
Speaker of the House x 16,
eUK Special Forces Commander,
eNHS Founder,
'MBE'.



I’m also gratified to have the following sign up to join me in government. If you’d like to join us then feel free to drop me a message - work will be fairly relaxed according to individual time and ability.

Huey
Voodoo
Sir Jimmy
Aaron Mark Daniels
FightAndProduce
Fataliix
Boaty
Roachford
Massacar
Sir Charles Moncrieff
GurkhaGaming
Mad Pauly
Arcanic Mindje
Certacito
GrEnDeLi
Dave Trenga
Sambo223
Suezo31
Kapten Johnson
MS10EL
Rob the Bruce

I will wait for another day to allow more to sign up before formally opening manifesto discussions with the prospective government. With the current economic and alliance instability I doubt we can afford the usual filler most expect.

Have also dropped off a draft budget to Parliament:-

“Predicted income ~£7,000*31days = £217,000 (highly volatile however, will update more accurately after a chat with Huey)

Predicted expenditure ~£110,000 (11 MPPs – for peacetime only). Potentially 10k for the MoHA depending on the stability of tax income. Reserve additional £70k emergency MPP budget in event of hostilities.

~£107,000 in savings”

Cheers lads 🙂 - Best of luck to others running in the eUK and abroad.


Appleby