[Appleby] **** democracy gib me 30th medal

Day 2,918, 13:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Citizens,

Due to a programming cockup in the coding of reality we collectively find ourselves in the bizarre scenario where, against all reason, the public are consulted and vote for their legislature and governing chamber of democracy.

History has largely demonstrated the tragic consequences of this modus operandi; the eUK in particular being a shining example of authoritative mismanagement and systematic failure. Happily this deficiency is shared by our allies and enemies alike, however none can match the platonic melodrama beheld at eWestminster.

Thus, I would like to formally propose Dapper’s absolute worst nightmare/greatest public relations opportunity and propose that we as a community ceremoniously abandon democracy, even constitutionalism, and replace it with a recognised tribal scheme of unabashed elitism and perks ‘for the mates’.

Ironically I require your electoral mandate for me to present this to mongress. Pls gib.

Ty

Appleby


obligatory random gif

Chinese Translation, just coz

公民，

由於編程cockup在現實中的編碼，我們共同發現自己的離奇場景，對所有原因，公眾諮詢，並投票選出他們的立法和管理民主室。

歷史在很大程度上證明了這種手法的悲慘後果;在EUK特別是權威的管理不善和系統故障的一個光輝的榜樣。令人高興的是這方面的不足是我們的盟友和敵人都共用，但是，沒有可以匹配的柏拉圖式的鬧劇看見在eWestminster 。

因此，我想正式提出精緻小巧的絕對是最糟糕的噩夢/最大的公關機會，並建議我們作為一個社區隆重拋棄民主，甚至是憲政，並將其與'為隊友“不加掩飾的精英主義和福利公認的部落方案取代。

諷刺的是我需要你的選舉任務對我來說，目前本作mongress 。請GIB 。

泰

艾波