....and now for something completely different. Or not?
An Idiot Abroad
Thanks to Brian Johnson and friends for our theme song.
Theme Song
Announcing a new party, to rise from the ashes of the Socialist Revolution like a phoenix or just possibly like a badly burned budgerigar.
googling for images of burned budgerigars didn't work
The Monster Raving Loony Party
So what are we about.
We are a party for new ideas, the disaffected, the bored and those that want to do something different, although everyone is welcome. We are fluid and dynamic( we can't make our minds up about anything).
Looking to do something different then join today
Current Policies
Immigration
Our immigration policy will be applications will only be accepted if the applicant changes their name to one generated by this Benidict Cumberbatch Name Generator
Newly arrived imigrants with their newly generated names
Foreign polices
Enemies - I will make a recording, YouTube vid or even personally sing 'Why can't we be friends?' for them to listen to constantly and I can tell you now with my 'talent' in singing they'll soon be pleading to be my friends.
Ok, Ok we can just please stop singing!
Friends- I promise not to sing to my friends and occasionaly i'll ask them if they're alreet.
Aye am champion
Finance
We plan to have more money coming in than going out -simple
so this is what AUD looks like!
Senators
We will request that senators donate their 5 gold to the Miss Wolf sculpture fund.
The objective of which is to build a giant sculpture representing Miss Wolf
The idea is just in the planning stages at the moment, more on this later.
Not Athena, Miss Wolf you idiot
Recruitment
More people seem to be joining eAustralia and hanging around these day's but unfortunately it still isn't enough.
I have noticed that lots of people like cats and many of us keep them as pets. Also cats love keyboards.
So why not attempt to train our cats to use the keyboards and become eRep citizens. With our army of bots cats we could take over the eWorld.
I have 6 cats myself and will start training experiments soon and report back.
Ok now click work as manager
TL😉
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We are yet another party but with cats.
Comments
The statue of Miss Wolf' has her legs are a bit too far apart and her skirt is too short for good decorum.
mmmmmmmm
True, I am blushing.
Interesting boring fact - My local is actually the former HQ of the original Monster Raving Looney party that was made famous by Screaming Lord Sutch...top guy and a great sense of humour.
...he's dead now but top guy and great sense of humour
...well he did when he was alive, can't comment on what its like now.
I am truly honoured, thank you! I can't wait to see my beautiful statue!