[大災害] 42% of eTaiwaneses missing after the Wraith of Plato struck
the tormented one
Horrible news are unfolding after the Wraith of Plato strike Taiwan mainland, more than 3000 eTaiwaneses is currently unaccounted for.
According to official statistics from the eTaiwan Internal Affair Ministry 9 days ago, the population of eTaiwan was about 7500.
However, days after the wraith of Plato struck, the official in game stats shows only 4500 eTaiwaneses are still with us. This mean over 3000 eTaiwaneses are missing after the tragedy struck.
There are no official explanation for the whereabout of the missing citizens, however, an anonymous insider has suggested to us the missing citizens are most likely the carrier of a infectious disease, known as Multitisis. Upon the Wraith of Plato struck, it caused excessive charged particles in the air, known as a lighting strike which will instantly kill the sufferers and turn them into a splash of water.
Whether this theory is true or not, we are deeply sadden by their lost, and we have set up a hotline for people who want counsellings or have information for the missing citizens.
The number is 1800-MULTIS-ARE-BAD
Thanks for your time.
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Comments
I'd like to add, Multitisis can only be contracted by using multies, no vaccination is necessary and if you are not a multier, there is no need for alarm despite the outbreak in Taiwan. It isn't like the flu.
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Haha interesting
Yay for Plato , we need more "disasters" like that all around the eWorld
Haha... COMEDY GOLD
V
Good job, Plato!
v8 U have a really good sense of humor!!! xD
Plato cause an eTsunami...so many casualties for this one.
何の根拠もないただの中傷だ。
Voted ^w^
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