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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2032)

6 2,032 jour, 16:09 Irlande Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought,"He's pushing his luck."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

4 2,031 jour, 16:05 Irlande Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 2,030 jour, 16:58 Irlande Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2029)

5 2,029 jour, 16:58 Irlande Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

I went to a General Store.
The assistant asked me what I was looking for. I said,"Nothing specific."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2028)

6 2,028 jour, 16:19 Irlande Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.

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