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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2034)

10 2,034 jour, 18:07 Published in Ireland Ireland Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

My friend told me he ran out of a restaurant without paying for his meal last week.

I went to try it today, but she wouldn't give me my Big Mac until I'd paid.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2033)

10 2,033 jour, 17:29 Published in Ireland Ireland Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

What has the US government and you have in common...?

You're both reading this joke...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2032)

6 2,032 jour, 16:09 Published in Ireland Ireland Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought,"He's pushing his luck."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

4 2,031 jour, 16:05 Published in Ireland Ireland Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 2,030 jour, 16:58 Published in Ireland Ireland Interactions sociales et divertissement Interactions sociales et divertissement

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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