The Green Shoots

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2006)

6 • il y a 6 jours •

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I just managed to buy 5 bags of Haribo for 50p

It was a sweet deal

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5 • il y a 7 jours •

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What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?

OH SNAP!

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9 • 2,004 jour, 17:34 •

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The other day, I was having a shit in the woods when, to my horror, some passers-by saw me.

Thankfully, I was wearing my bear costume.

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20 • 2,003 jour, 16:18 •

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Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words!

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6 • 2,002 jour, 18:04 •

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My wife, Dorothy, is threatening to run off due to my obsession with Morse code.

I begged her,"Please don't dash Dot!"