Yesterday I started with 125 subs and asked people to sub my newspaper and in return I will do damage in a battle today
... it didn't really work out
so here goes, 209-125 = 84 subs * 1000
Hello everyone, I currently have 125 subscribers. I will be fighting tomorrow against the monkeys and will do damage equal to the number of subscribers I receive times 1000. If I reach the 1000 subscribers then I will do 2000 dmg per subscriber.